Goosition

The position or Ranking of your website within the google search engine.

With our current Goosition, i would expect a 300% increase in sales!

by myztic_man December 18, 2007

Gooshin'

Masterbating whilst having a turd on the toilet naked.

"Man i was gonna have a super sweet bath but decided to get some gooshin' done before it, it honk'd for the whole half hour i was in there bro.."

by Jonathonarto Lindsense the 2nd November 18, 2009

Gooshishizm

A large amount of liquid gushing into a usually small area

Paul: Daaayum, yo mikey didya see that shit on the newz?
Mikey: Yeah mang, the dam cracked and flooded that school
Paul: DUDE THERE WAS SO MUCH WATER GOOSHING OUT THAT BITCH
Mikey: YEAH IT WAS LIKE A GOOSHISHIZM!

by DJ D~Llamas November 13, 2010

gooshinblach

Adj; referring to an object of extreme brightness; very shiny.

NOTE: the L is silent, pronounced (goo-shin-bak)

"Wow! That sign is so gooshinblach!"

"Man... don't look at the sun... it's too gooshinblach."

by shortblondefriend August 24, 2011

gooslim

A booger; "snot", whatever solids one collectively pulls out of one's nose. (Used primarily in Canada and, perhaps, Great Britain).

Jimmy just pulled a wicked-long gooslim from his nose!

by d.n. citoyen December 7, 2011

goosier

A bullshit word. There is no need for this word therefore it is complete and utter bullshit. There is no need for this word.

Person 1: Aww, you're so goosy}.
Person 2: Well you're goosier!
Person 1: Well fuck you!

by My very own pseudonym March 8, 2017

goosing

When you laugh so hard till your throats makes that weird deep noise. We all know what it sounds like, you know that big skdjdjd noise. Not everyone is capable of goosing, and some can goose better than others. Also it doesn't matter what size you are, small or big, you can goose.

Teagan kept goosing everytime she laughed! Silly Teagan.

by yololala June 5, 2017