goosing

goosing is where your stood behind an unsuspecting victim, you curl your hand in between there legs and grab hold of there genitals.
mimicking the shape of a goose's neck....

last night i was pissed in the pub and my mate dilbert went over too mad dogs mum and gave her the goosing of a life time who was not impressed.

by L briggs September 24, 2006

Goosing

The act of placing your fingers so your hand forms a goose’s head and jabbing it into your victim’s anus

I had to Steve, Roger was asking for a good goosing.

by GooseMan123 August 17, 2018

goosed

Mancunian slang for broken. Can also mean tired.

“The tires on my bike are goosed”

“I was goosed after running a triathlon”

by Peter 'The Fist' Swift February 17, 2008

Goosed

To be high or under the influence of marijuana.
Synonym for zooted, zoinked, high, etc.

Dude 1: How was the party last night?
Dude 2: I was straight goosed

by Bagelnose November 18, 2020

Gooses

A group of online fans, friends, and followers of a content creator/live streamer who is often called “Momma Goose” by viewers. Anyone in this group is often given a nickname by having “goose” added to their name/username; females are often referred to as “Goosie Gals.”

The Gooses are a very diverse group of people with the one thing all have in common is their love for Miss Red, their Momma Goose.

“Gooses! I am so glad you caught me live!”

Her Gooses never forget how loved and important they’re for they are reminded often.

by SkippedPaiges June 16, 2021

goose

Any action involving poking or proding of one's buttock's as if you are being snapped at by a goose.

"Let's go goose that ugly bitch in the granny panties!"

by goo'se May 09, 2003

goosed

To apply pressure on one's taint (or space between genitalia and anus), preferably of the opposite sex!

So she was walking up the stairs, when her boyfriend goosed her .

by JayK February 15, 2006