Goon Warrior

A person, drunk off their tits on goon, who proceeds to wear the the cardboard wine cask on his/her head like a helmet.

Person 1: 'Uggh...' *passes out*

Person 2: 'Man, you is a true goon warrior'.

by bunt January 18, 2008

Goon Mode

A person is in goon mode with respect to a material element of an offense when, acting without regard for anyone else's opinion and/or approval, he/she consciously disregards all material risks of his/her actions, especially those directed at third parties. While acting in goon mode involves a gross deviation from the standard of care that a reasonable person would observe in the actor's situation, those in goon mode are respected by both friend and foe alike for their inspiring display of utmost vigor and determination.

You are at the bar and you're in goon mode, You don't know or care what people think about you. you are feeling the groove, grinding on some females and taking shot after shot. You run the bar/party that night. Goon mode makes everything possible. You are fearless.

Or in relation to sexual acts....during goon mode you're pounding pussy like a stone, licking pussy like a professional, sucking cock with the same skill as a porn star or dancing on a cock as your riding it.

by GoonSquad in the GoonCave November 30, 2011

Original Goon

A man with unrivaled swag.

Referred to as, "OG," Original Goons have earned their swag through countless battles and victories in life. Among Chuck Norris and The Most Interesting Man in the World, OG's have been placed on the mantle of excellence and will continue to reek havoc on earth.

by NoodleKing June 9, 2012

gontlemen

intentional misspelling of 'gentlemen'

Gontlemen, if you are under six feet tall, WAYSA? Hot chicks won't fuck you.

by chef dee August 23, 2006

Goonalino

A highly insulting and useful word, which can be used in a variety of situations:

1) A person who is lacking in intelligence and unable to string a sentence together

2) A person who is physically impressive ( see hench) but who has no brain.

3) Someone who is fat and ginger.

The final 'o' can be lengthened to suit the purpose of the insult.

David Beckham,
Sylvester Stallone,
The Rock,
The Hulk.

'F*ck off you goonalino' or 'your mum is a goonalinooo'

by Leonidas SkyFuhrer August 4, 2009

Goon Buckle

A fight strap on a hockey jersey

The jersey looks authentic, it even has a goon buckle on it.

by ls1z28 March 12, 2015

Goon tap

The act of inserting ones weasel into a mole hole filled with mole juice

Man I wanna goon tap her tonight

by Katiesgotnoragretz October 4, 2015