A soul-crushing, dignity-vaporizing descent into hentai-fueled oblivion, where every shred of self-respect, ambition, and human potential is violently sacrificed at the altar of endless, wrist-snapping depravity. A gooner, once a functioning person, devolves into a dopamine-addicted troglodyte, eyes sunken, skin pale, body frail—marinating in the warm glow of their screen as they edge closer and closer to complete neurological collapse. Conversations? Forgotten. Dreams? Replaced with AI-generated waifus who wouldn't acknowledge their existence even if coded to. Relationships? Nonexistent—unless you count the parasocial bonds they've formed with fictional characters and cam models who milk them like brain-dead cattle. The peak of their life is a pixelated orgasm, followed by an existential horror so deep it could make Lovecraft weep. Goonerism isn’t just a habit—it’s a one-way ticket to being a functionally extinct human being.
"Once a promising young man with dreams and ambition, Jake succumbed to full-blown goonerism, wasting away in the dim glow of his monitor, his only accomplishments being a collection of cursed bookmarks, a wrist that could arm-wrestle God, and a level of self-loathing so deep it could be measured in fathoms."
by N0rs3GOd March 14, 2025
Get the Goonerismmug. by Saccharineeva September 13, 2025
Get the Goonermug. by Helper worder July 11, 2025
Get the Goonermug. Kevin: Hey Dude have you seen Bulmaro anywhere?
Kain: No hes probably looking at his favorite horny vtubers stream. That Gooner
Kain: No hes probably looking at his favorite horny vtubers stream. That Gooner
by LaserMist June 30, 2025
Get the Goonermug. by poopgooningurmom69420 November 24, 2024
Get the poop goonermug. someone who is addicted to masturbating to underage girls instagram posts while in the process of hanging themselves
by Gooning Enjoyer December 26, 2023
Get the squanching goonermug. 