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googlemallet

Can be used as a noun, verb or exclamation.

It is used to describe or vent frustration (although often minimal and humorous) toward someone who has not used an Internet search engine before asking a question, often one that when type directly into the search engine will provide the answer.

The etymology comes from the idea of there being a device built into computers that can be activated by a remote user where a cartoonishly large mallet comes out of the side of the computer and comes crashing down toward the non-search engine user's forehead. Google's multicolored logo is on the bottom side of the mallet and thus it will be the last thing they see before being struck, hopefully beating the idea into their subconscious.
(exclamation)

> Where was Barack Obama born?

Googlemallet!!

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(verb)

The guy worked at Google. I had to googlemallet him extra hard.
by halffast March 20, 2008
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googleage

Having a list of subjects to google, once you start googling you are effectively addressing your 'to do' list therefore having lots of googleage to do. I to do list using google.
Today I have explored many companies using google, I started this morning by writing the whole list out and then addressing them on google one by one this is googleage.
by Disco dave April 12, 2014
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googleplexed fucked

When your fucked to an unimaginable degree
person #1: Dude did you hear that david accidentally knocked up jamie last night
person #2: Damn, he's googleplexed fucked
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quintillion googleplexes worth of seggers

A term used to represent the enormous amount of problems in programming while encountering numerous seggers

See quintillion googleplex, segger
So I was programming the other day and I got a quintillion googleplexes worth of seggers!
by GhettoDefined June 9, 2004
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Googlebate

when a person finds nothing to do on the net and hangs around on the Google home aimlessly
dude i was so bored i Googlebate for half an hour
by Space_Bar February 16, 2009
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Googleplex

the stupidest number ever created by the stupid children of this country. o.o;
Person1: i have a googleplex of money
Person2: so...you have nothing?
Person1: ...yea =(
by Chibi Sigma December 7, 2004
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Googleblockinforshizzlenizzle

I'm going to go home and Googleblockinforshizzlenizzle
by Love You 32 March 19, 2008
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