gobble knob

v. to suck daq. syn to give a blowjob

Damn that bitch can gobble some knob like nobody's business, she damn near sucked the skin off this mothafucker.

by jimmy ivory January 13, 2005

gobbledeegook

Something that makes no sense, completely nonsensical

"The teacher was talking about the applications of the CAST method in trig functions, but all I heard was gobbledeegook"

by yo_mama November 22, 2005

Longport Gobbler

A sexual position which requires the man to be on top in a 69 position. The man repeatedly inserts and removes his penis from the females mouth by doing push-ups, while simultaneously tickling her clitoris with his nose and intermittently head-butting the clitoris.

"Have you seen John lately?"

"You mean that slob we went to high school with?"

"Yeah, he is totally jacked now, he is dating this high school girl and she loves the Longport Gobbler."

by volcom2752 April 5, 2010

fairy gobbler

One who gobbles up fairies, a woman who hangs out with a lot of gay men; a fag hag, a fruit fly, fairy collector, queer dear, fairy princess, will and grace, fairy godmother.

That Amy is such a fairy gobbler; she's always gobbling around Marty and his musical (read: Rent) crew.

by Janig December 10, 2009

snotty gobbles

Edible berries of Australian mistletoe but now used for various slimy and gelatinous Chinese and Japanese foods such as congee, sea cucumber etc

The banquet at the Greasy Dragoon was great except for the snotty gobbles; I couldn't pick them up with my chopsticks!

by Dick Wright-Upham April 12, 2011

Goobley Minion

The real definition of awesomeness/ name of someone awesome.

Guy 1: "Did you see that triple backflip off a plane?"
Guy 2: "Yeah! That must be Goobley Minion."

by trololololol<3 April 26, 2013

Gooblers

Little Men that sprout out of your body

Person 1:"Oh shit! My Gooblers are running everywhere!"
Person 2:"You better get your Gooblers in check!"

by Grandmas Arthritis June 29, 2020