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memory glands

What women wear on their chest to help them remember things.
Man, Melissa sure has nice memory glands!
by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009
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Glansberg

Verb; the act of eating by yourself in a public setting; derived from the 2007 comedy Superbad in which Seth remarks to Evan, "So I gotta sit here and eat my dessert alone like I'm fuckin' Steven Glansberg?" Camera then pans to a lonely looking boy eating yogurt. Glansbergging is sadly commonplace on college campuses.
"You guys have class at noon? Fuck, I'm gonna have to Glansberg it again."
by butzler January 26, 2009
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come-hither glance

the look a girl gives you when she's down to fuck.
I didn't think Becca was digging me, but she was giving me the come-hither glance when I was in the same room as her.
by Robert Trainer December 17, 2008
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Galani

A people that are extremely good looking, intelligent, and all around awesome individuals.
Those Galani's are soo cool, i wish i could be just like them.
by The Wolf Man777 February 4, 2010
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Glanny

Glanny is the bromance between Danny O'Donoghue and Glen Power from The Script. It is shipped widely across the internet and band mate Mark Sheehan sometimes feels left out. Glanny are in the closet but are suspected to come out anytime now.
Wow, Glanny are so in love.
by helloogays December 8, 2013
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glanderize

Verb. The sexual conquest of a female. The act of glanderizing includes flirting, sexual activities, and bragging to your friends of the sexual activities.

Word originates from Ryan Glander, the king of flirtation.
Guy 1: Hey you and April left the party last night. What happened?
Guy 2: Dude. I totally glanderized her.
Guy 2: *Explains in detail the events of last night*
by Jameson Wolfe May 26, 2009
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Glanking

The Combination of the greatest actions in the world, Masturbation (wanking) and Gloving (lights on your fingers bitch!)
Im gonna go glanking with friends!
by Glovemaster Shades October 18, 2011
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