Get the Goddamnmug. by cathoderayhell November 18, 2023
Get the Checkin' Grindr At The Goddamn H&R Blockmug. A queer (girl/guy) that trolls you and photoshops your body on theirs. Theys spy and copy everything they fucking do from someone else. They take credit of any of your work, score, anything you type that they can put they're name over. They'll use you to make a fake account to get publicity. They rub they're hands together and think they're big playmaker playboys. They're all fucked up idiots. They think your their "op" so they give you a big pussy face when they see you even though they're not even a hustle and you can smoke all of them. They hate you because you're better than them. When they're not too busy "hustling" they're either fucking themselves or doing drugs. They buy their fake plastic pussies/fake dick dildos in somebody elses address. They're pawns and all the hoes play them their whole lives. The hoes feel sorry for them so they give it to them even though they're cheaters, fags, pussies, snakes, trolls, fiends, fools, bitches, niggers, wimps, spics, drug addicts, junkies, haters, rats, jocks, posers, shitbags, perverts, public offenders, have no skills, and broke. They love every drug(I can't type). They have a basic sized dick. They're part of the nnnnnn(no dick) gang. They use "popsicle sticks", "duct tape", "putty egg", "velcro", "strings", "staplers", "donkey yoyo", etc and they put it out of their zipper even though a child could see it.
Guy 1- "Did you hear that girl got with Playa lol?
Guy 2- "No. I don't know why anyone would go down on that goddamn fony."
Guy 1- "No way bro is that your body photoshopped on Playa's profile picture?"
Guy 2- "Yes it is. I'm going to report him and every fiend that photoshops my body with their name on it."
Guy 1- "No lie, I would run up right in his face."
Guy 2- "No. I don't know why anyone would go down on that goddamn fony."
Guy 1- "No way bro is that your body photoshopped on Playa's profile picture?"
Guy 2- "Yes it is. I'm going to report him and every fiend that photoshops my body with their name on it."
Guy 1- "No lie, I would run up right in his face."
by umbreonxxx May 7, 2021
Get the Goddamn Fonymug. by Triston 🤪 March 12, 2019
Get the Goddamnmug. by North Yorks Finest Jr November 26, 2023
Get the Goddamn Goddamnmug. 
Someone who thinks is fucking raw. They act like they're the hardest thug but they're a bitch. They think they're in a gang with the other jackasses. They do drugs to think they're fly but they can't handle it. They're pussies are so little that they can't drive and someone should take the keys away from them. Anyone can play them with a simple text and make them look like dorks on camera lol. They have no swag because they're modern day asswipes. The best way for them to get a restart with their lives would be to join the military. They don't sell drugs and they're all broke fuckups. The people that sell drugs to them are the ones hustling and laughing at them. There's so many police around them that it's embarrasing. They cry at night and love eating dirt yeah.
Guy 1- "Foo that guy is a straight mark. He/she has all the police on him/her."
Guy 2- "He's/She's a goddamn jackass no bullshit. Bitch is gonna get curbstomped."
Guy 2- "He's/She's a goddamn jackass no bullshit. Bitch is gonna get curbstomped."
by umbreonxxx February 14, 2021
Get the Goddamn Jackassmug.