Gummer

Referring to a female who is viewed as nothing more than a slab of meat. While occasionally used as a term of endearment between friends; a gummer is a total loser or shmuck.

"I was hanging dong with an absolute gummer last night. Not proud of it, but it happened."

"Idiot #1: GUMMER GUMMER GUMMER GUMMER"
"Idiot #2: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!"

by Prycethebucket December 10, 2020

glumberfuxd

Walking from room to room and making “humph” noises, pacing the house in search of my sanity, making weird noises, avoiding decision making.

Kat is 100% Glumberfuxd!

by _MyUsernameWasTaken_ January 5, 2021

Gummer

A Urophile. A gentleman who quaffs piss like it's a particularly fine Chardonnay.

'The dog' s peed on the kitchen floor? Don't waste paper towels. GUMMER!! '

by Squibbsy January 24, 2021

gummer

something that i need very badly

@emmamulllen needs to give @ryand0314 gummer

by gimmegummer May 16, 2022

Glimmervate

The action of perceiving or experiencing a fleeting moment of profound insight, clarity, or inspiration. It refers to the sudden, elusive spark of understanding or awareness that illuminates the mind and leaves a lasting impact. Glimmervate combines the concepts of "glimmer" (a brief, faint light) and "elevate" (to raise to a higher level), signifying the uplifting effect of such transformative moments.

As she stood amidst the serene landscape, a sense of peace washed over her, and she was glimmervated with a newfound understanding of the interconnectedness of all living things

by AustinReaves May 20, 2023

Gummer

A gummer is a person who when smiles shows off the the entirety of their maxillary (upper tooth structure). This consists of the teeth as well as the gums superior to said teeth.

This is also an alternative to the horse face

Bob: hey mark, come check this girl out I found on tinder!
Mark: woah! What’s up with her face?
Bob: she’s a gummer mark.
Mark: that’s tough.

by Matt_mcd1117 September 10, 2023

Gummer

A certain amount of cocaine (stretching from teeth to jaw) in order to induce a peak high at the same time as your friends. Used by the CIA every 9/11 to astral project into the terrorist communities to prevent anyone from doing more world trade center collapses.

If we gave him a gummer we wouldn't have enough for the rest of us (in order to astral project)

by Hotpies September 22, 2023