Glitch Slopper

Someone who hipesnatches a server.

Stop rafting the sever you fucking Glitch Slopper

by ZoltanF September 15, 2017

Glitch Goal

A bullshit goal scored in sports games such as NHL. Once the Glitch Goal strategies are mastered, wins are pretty much guaranteed. Mainly a strategy used by huge and complete pussies.

JC: "Wanna play NHL 12?"
CC: "Fuck that man, you glitch goal like a mother fucker"
JC: "wowwww doooood"

by PiffDaddy February 24, 2012

glastras

dirty, filthy wog that loves the big, black cock

"ew, look at that glastras"

by miliopet2017 November 25, 2013

Gist

Another word for gossip. To give you the gist of a situation that is gossip worthy.

Often response to gist is to "gist me".

Origin of this is Nigeria but its used in London lingo

Friend: "OMG I have gist! You won't believe what happened"
Me: "Gist me!"

by sezkazez March 9, 2021

glitch

An inexplicable problem or condition happening in a system.

A glitch in the code gave Bob twenty-six free months of AOL.

by Indigo November 11, 2003

glistening bliss hole

One of the more humerous nicknames for the vagina. Synonyms include pussy, snatch, ginch, and hot tuna.

I can't wait to see my girl, and stick my dick in her glistening bliss hole.

by Blackwolf Morrow September 29, 2005

glastonbury

A small town in Somerset, England, next door to the county Dorset. Its a very pretty, historic town, and is well known for the glasotnbury tor, up on the hill. This hill can be seen for miles around Glastonbury, which leads on to the famous Glastonbury festival. The festival is locatedin Pilton, about 2 miles from Glastonbury, but you can see the tor from the festival, and as it is the closest prominant town to the festival,so it takes its name. the festival is an amazing place, like a city that springs ups from nowhere for a couple of days per year. the green fields host the more traditional festival, most like when the festival first started, as a gathering on mr Michael Evis's land, with healing and meditation tents, and the tipi field is such a tranquil place. around the main pyramid stage, where the more commercial side of the festival lies, is completely different. still an amazing atmosphere, with everybody just happy to be there. on wednesday and thurday at the festival, before the music starts is good wil all round, and random cheers through the crowds start up and travel all around the festival site. all in all, the festival appeals to such a wide range of people, original traditional grass roots festival goers and people who prefer to spend there time around the dance village.

I had an amazing time at glastonbury this year, people say its overrated, but only when you've been can you know the sheer diversity that it holds.

by lottie lovely August 5, 2008