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Ballsamic Glaze

That ripe, pungent, vinegary glaze of sweat that accumulates on the balls and surrounding crevices after failure to bathe for days during the hot summer months.
I didn’t realize how bad of a ballsamic glaze I had going on after not showering for a week. I gave the old balls a little scratch and tug and stirred up a ripe aroma of stank that was more than overpowering.
by Dick Onchin July 7, 2020
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glazed doughnut

when you fall asleep after eating a girl and you wake up in the morning and your face looks like a glazed doughnut
i know she enjoyed my tounge job last night when i woke up my face looked like a glazed doughnut
by mike e boy September 25, 2005
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cock glazing

letting him cum in your mouth and then using it to slip and slide your mouth up and down the shaft
After I shot my load she held in in her mouth and kept blowing me. It was a great cock glazing!
by J S Kennedy December 14, 2006
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Glazed and Confused

When a young lady wakes up after a long night of drinking and getting facialized.
Troy woke up pretty hungover, but Kathy was left glazed and confused.
by robdoe November 10, 2010
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coders glaze

The distant stare coupled with a lack of motivation to sleep, eat, or defecate. This state is usually brought on by all night coding sessions trying to chase after that last bug. Applicable to web and application programmers alike.
When they finally broke down the door, they found poor Joe long gone his face frozen in a classic coders glaze fingers still grasping the mouse as an angry 404 error stared back at him from the screen.
by onoipooped January 16, 2011
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glazed ham

The act in which a guy blows his load all over a girls ass
" Man I busted a nut on this chick last night and gave her a glazed ham"
by Duthch_Rudder June 20, 2009
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Glazed

To be under the influence of weed, to experience a weed high. To be out of ones mind, to be seeing unicorns and shit
" I just saw a Centaur with a bra run through my eyelashes, i think im Glazed"
by lenrichie July 23, 2014
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