Gerald

not just anyone

"i'm gerald i ain't just anyone"

by shitbegoingon September 11, 2019

Geraint

A specimen of extreme power who will anhialate anyone in his way. He will anhialate many other specimen of the coloured type aswell as some of the camp type

When I was on the computer in the common room Dan (camp type) was robbing my catchphrase so he was anhialated through the roof. Thus Geraint had shown his true power

by Daniel George December 24, 2007

Gelan

A Gelan is a strange character. It studies others but in reality it is the one that must be studied. While it is a beautiful creature that is almost drop dead gorgeous, it remains as intelligent as Eisenstein himself. It is very suborn and lacks the ability to loose arguments, even when it as been out spoken and clearly proven wrong. It enjoy's going on walk's, doing yoga, capturing strange creatures with out it's mother's knowledge, watching harry potter, dreaming about wizards and sleeping on the ground. It is expected to cure cancer in the coming years but will fall short of this expectation. In approximately 10 years it will be married to what is known as a "toby", but rejects this prophecy. It's current goals are to be admitted to good college, land a good job, and travel all over the world. It is addicted to strange Irish boys. It also is Egyptian and well liked by many. It is about five foot tall and packs a lot of fight. If you come across a Gelan refrain from calling it a bitch, it doesn't like that.

"Why is Gelan so pretty?''

"Don't mess with Gelan, trust me bro"

"It's fun proving Gelan wrong"

by a random observer August 24, 2011

garan

the life of the party.

hey man look at that dude he's totally a garan, i mean look bro at all those chicks with him dude for real.

by hairy hoel March 23, 2010

garan

A slang word used to express agreeance with someone. A shortened form of the word garenteed.

person A: Fancy a skate down the cattle market
person B:yeah Garan

by rob November 13, 2003

Gerald

Gerald is 47 years old. He wear leather jackets and mesh pants. He has 3 poorly done tattoos of different animals. He promises hes not gay but I will say he stares at men far more often than females. His side hoe turned main hoe, Carol, is the like of his life. They get along decently well. He has only beat her 6 times so far this week. Gerald is a heroin addict. Carol sticks to meth. They have a good life.

Carol and Gerald live in a house with a meth lab in the basement and attic and on the main floor. They live with Carol's uncle and Gerald's mom. Both have many mental problems. Carol's uncle isn't allowed to be with in 50 feet of a school zone and Gerald's mom has half of her head shaved and it's super glued to her back and elbows. Shes beautiful. <3

by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 10, 2019

Gerald Ford

A former football star at the University of Michigan. Gerald Ford's claim to fame comes from America' most recognizable rehabilitation center, the Betty Ford Clinic, which was set up by Ford's wife, Betty.

Gerald Ford's presidency was marked by two assassination attempts on his life. He's still alive now, so I'm assuming that they both failed.

by Diggity Monkeez January 9, 2005