George "Glomp" Washington: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that axolotsl are eagles.

Person 1: Are you a homo-sapiens who is addicted to knowing that axolotsl are eagles.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: George "Glomp" Washington: The First Juvenile Release.

George "Glomp" Washington: The First Juvenile Release. by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

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Washington George

The first president of the united states

Washington George moaned, he "celebrated" winning the first ever presidential election by boning his wife.

Washington George by pseudonym moaned November 29, 2020

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george washingtoe

When someone have a toenail(s) that looks like it was carved from a piece of brittle, petrified, coffin wood. Reminiscant of George Washington's famous wooden teeth.

Jeremiah is cool and all but he never wears flip-flops because he has george washingtoe.

george washingtoe by Jayrock419 August 15, 2017

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golden gate george washinton bridge

When you lie on your back between the chair and the ottoman and your lover straddles you and pees on you while reading the sunday new york times newspaper

I look forward to sundays when my baby delivers the golden gate bridge and a bagel with lox and cream cheese

golden gate george washinton bridge by djo December 19, 2004