Geese Baseball

Originated across the farms of Appalachia, Geese Baseball is the act of dressing up geese in mock uniforms and making them play a nine-inning sport. Teams may include pitchers, infielders, outfielders, catchers, and utility players.

Jessica’s never been to the Appalachian region before; we can welcome her with a traditional game of Geese Baseball before supper time.

by gamesforfarmers April 9, 2024

rectal malnutrition and mashy mashy geese

Something one may exclaim when going through a severe lactose-intolerant episode.

“You drank a pint of milk? But you’re lactose-intolerant.”

— “rectal malnutrition and mashy mashy geese.”

by lord anton June 24, 2025

Hunting Snow Geese

Going out to find a financially stable, advanced aged sexual partner in times of difficulty. Different from "Gold Digging" due to the lower standard, only needing to be stable, not rich, and looking from someone who would not be able to find a partner otherwise.

Normally undertaken but women of the Northern USA and Canada.

"I heard Layla is broke."
"Really?"
"Yeah. it's so bad, she's turned to Hunting Snow Geese."

by Lamnad April 1, 2020

Geese

A group of loose, untidy and or unattractive women.

As we pulled up to the party we noticed some geese standing outside waiting to get in.

by Golden_Wizard February 2, 2021

Feeding the Geese

When you rub your thumb, index, and middle finger together infront of your cock to make it look like your master-baiting

Look at James over there Feeding The Geese, what a guy

by Linden&James December 10, 2024

Geesed

When someone corners you at a social gathering and talks at you about the band Geese for over ten minutes straight prophesizing about their future legacy and impact. This is usually followed by forcing them to listen to 2-3 songs in quick succession.

Carter geesed me last night at the bar again man. I was late to my date cause I couldn’t leave.

by Geesemin October 18, 2025

Geeses

Multiple gooses

There were many geeses in the room.

by anonymous January 17, 2023