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Gawd

A secularized version of the term "God". Sometimes used by secular people who still wish to use a phrase such as "Oh my God!" but don't actually want to acknowledge a deity since that would be hypocritical.
Oh my Gawd are you hurt!?
Gawddamnit, that was my last doughnut!
by Icehawk April 13, 2004
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Gawd

1. Another word for god, Used in place of god for two reasons

1. Censors prevent user from typing god, so instead of "Oh my god" the user would type "Oh my Gawd"

1. Messing around and just typing it to be funny

2. A really 1337 player in the FTP FPS "AVA"
"Oh my gawd, That guys hacking!"

"I was playing some AVA yesterday and Gawd from that Dog Soldiers clan friggin owned me!"
by AlmaDSC May 15, 2010
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Gameday (Sports)

Day of a sport event. Preferably an event, involving some form of a ball.

The day of a basketball game, football game or soccer game, etc. are referred to as Game day.
Gameday (Sports), Day of game, Game day
by Unbeat October 21, 2012
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ye gawds

Ye gawds is old-timer slang for "Oh, my gosh!" and "Give me a break!" — all packed into one nifty punch. It conveys a cranky annoyance more than a "Holy Toledo!" excitement and is a good option when you're really wanting to say something more profane but need to mind your manners.

It's more hick than urban and works well for folks with a penchant for mid-century modern, sweater sets and small town gossip. Dang and geesh are tolerable alternatives, but if you're into Mayberry or maybe even Mad Men and want to impress your friends, go with "Ye gawds" and you'll knock their knickers off.
"Did you hear what Martha's daughter did the other day? She snuck out of the house in the middle of the night, dumped a gallon of hairspray into the truck's gas tank, and drove into town to see her boyfriend."

"Ye gawds, Sally. Kids these days, you know?"
by MooseNotes November 8, 2014
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Gaped

To stretch the asshole of some unfortunate to such an extent by fucking it that it "gapes" open after retraction. To make someone your bitch by fucking them over.
Man, I got fucking gaped at the football tonight, we got pumped. My asshole looks like a fucking blunderbus.
by Flapjackandy October 9, 2009
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Oh Gawd

When you sometimes tend to say: "Oh God" ...well any self respecting Jew would say "Oh Gawd." Most un-Jewish people say this to make fun of the nasally voice that often comes with being a complete and utter Jew.-GUILTY AS CHARGED.-
Uncle Marty: "Oy Vey, Mortici forgot to get kosher dinner products."
Cousin Arron: "And he forgot to visit the temple last Saturday."
Uncle Marty: "Oh Gawd, what else could go wrong?"
by ShaynaynayBarnquiaFondeia June 10, 2010
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gayed myself

When you accidentally pierce your right ear instead of your left.
Male #1 - I just gayed myself by accidentally piercing the right ear, what do I do??
Male #2 - Pierce the other one?
by NotGayBro February 5, 2018
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