gassin’ up and revvin’ the civic

Refers in reference to the sexual act of using one’s leinenkugel to lubricate the anus and inserting a Honda civic key sprinkled with the narcotic, cocaine, into said orpheus.

and she asked me if I was interested in gassin’ up and revvin’ the civic

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Glassing

Originates from the verb - to glass - and was first said by the infamous purveyor of martinisms and backronyms, Martin Back.

Glassing is an act commonly performed by a reclusive individual in which they which they choose constant solo-cotching in one's home over a large period of time, mainly due to a fear of being Hobgoblin'd. During the said period of solo-cotching Red Dead Redemption is usually played as it is thought of, by the individual, as a better alternative to actually going out.

Pathetic exuses may be imagined in some cases, such as: 'I have to wash dishes.' You are advised to disregard these and, in turn, laugh at them.

Stewart - You coming out tonight, mate?

James - No, I am washing dishes and play Red Dead Redemption tonight as I believe it is a better alternative to going out and realising my fear of human contact (i.e. glassing)

by Free Mansons October 17, 2010

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