Grease my chin

A phrase used to describe gorging oneself on a delectably delicious meal. (most of the time the food consists of artery-clogging scrumptiousness that would not be approved by your cardiologist. Ex: bacon, prime rib, etc)

The farmer looked at his herd of beef cattle and said to himself - "One of you is gonna grease my chin tonight..."

by ProverbPete June 21, 2013

grease scraper

A friend who gets you out of a situation where a fat chick is trying to hook up with you.

Matt get down here! I'm stuck between two fat chicks trying to take me home. I need a grease scraper to get out of this!

by The Boc January 19, 2014

Grease the old dump truck

To have the maritals with your spouse; Sex with someone to whom it's become routine.

After playing poker all night, Troy knew his wife would be mad so he picked up some beer and went home to grease the old dump truck.

by Shar1 May 18, 2017

grease pony

a slur made by the hit artist Yung Buttpiss

“shut the fuck up you stupid fucking retarded grease pony”

by YungButtpissLover December 14, 2022

grease the monkey

Terminology for male masturbation

I was lookin' at that biatch in Playboy and greasing the monkey.

by KBK January 22, 2005

Grease Bullet

1. A Food, In which you eat, That will make you have a bowel movement (Take a shit) in a matter of minutes after you eat it.
2. Something going completely wrong very quickly (Going to Shit)
3. Taking a very quick bowel movement (Shit)

1. "OMG! I think I just ate a Grease Bullet from Taco Bell!"

2. "All our Systems are down! Its Like its riding a Grease Bullet"

3. "Hold on a sec. I have to fire off a Grease Bullet Real Quick"

by Jim Reed April 20, 2006

Grease Walk

The unfortunate walk to get a fresh roll of toilet paper immediately after defecating. Typically, a grease walk is required when the person defecating fails to ensure an adequate supply of toilet paper in advance of the defecation. The resulting walk to refill toilet paper is accompanied by a greasy smearing feature occuring in the buttocks as a result of the fresh, unwiped feces.

I took a dump last night only to discover the toilet paper roll was empty. I had to grease walk down the hallway to retrieve a fresh roll. It was disgusting.

by Eddie Quesadilla July 3, 2020