grandeur complex

The idea of being superior to other people.

His showed his grandeur complex when he said 'I'm better than you, bunch of pitiful ignorants.'

by Forastero April 20, 2006

helsinki hand grenade

when someone is fingering someone elses ass hole and inserts their entire fist and then spreads it out, causing the other person to feel like something exploded inside them like a hand grenade.

That girl made me mad last night so i gave her the helsinki hand grenade.

by Dale P. Johnson March 23, 2008

Grandes Cojones

Means, "Big balls," as in brave, courageous. On the verge of being stupidly reckless.

That cliff jumper has grandes cojones.

by TehPantz October 18, 2009

Falling on the grenade

When you're at a party and an ugly chick hits on your friend and you hit on her in order to save him.

I got STDs from falling on the grenade.

by hugachick July 3, 2009

jump grenade

To occupy (especially through sexual activity) a hot chick's ugly friend so that your friend can score with the hot one

Hey, Kevin, you mind jumping grenade so I can hook up with the hottie in red?

by diatribe September 27, 2002

dive on the hand grenade

To seduce an ugly girl so that your buddy can score with her attractive friend. This expression comes from the act of war-time bravery where a soldier would sacrifice himself to save his buddies. If you're out on the prowl with a mate and he is making progress with a fox, it is his friend's duty to chat up and seduce the pretty girl's ugly friend so that your buddy is free to leave with the hotty.

Dude, tonight it's your turn to dive on the hand grenade.

by Bradboy January 10, 2007

Unholy Hand Grenade

The act of flatulating in small inanimate object (usually a pillow or stuffed animal) for the purpose of delivering its putrid payload to the olfactory sensors of an unsuspecting bystander.

While Cliff was passed out on the sofa I lobbed an unholy hand grenade at his face. Hilarity ensued.

by JoNeBoY August 14, 2010