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gooch

the view you get of a woman's snatch from behind (especially while bent over/on all fours). May resemble a taco/pita-pocket/roast beef sandwich from this viewpoint.
"When your Mom bent over, I couldn't help but notice her exquisite GOOCH"
by Mike/Brandon December 28, 2005
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gooch

Means cool. It can also mean sexy, depending on one's tone of voice.
"Yo, check out my PS3! That shit is mad gooch."
"Ooh, Vida'new sex pics are mad gooch."
by _GreenMaverick_ January 21, 2007
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gooch

the flabby bit of skin between the nootsack and butthole
tends to get very very sweaty on hot humid days
(on a hot humid summer day) JESUS CHRIST..my gooch is so sweaty it could hydrate a third world country

yeaaa bitch lick mah gooch
by yeaaa August 2, 2006
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gooch

the space between your balls and butt hole - can be used to describe someone being and idiot, if needed
"Man, my gooch is burning really badly. That's the last time I do someone a favor. OMG, they can hear me. OMG, I can hear me!! Dahdah dahdah dah!!"
or
"Stop being such a gooch and give me a shot of that."
by Cooter December 28, 2005
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Gooch

The dull featureless area between ones anus and his testicles. The only purpose of which is to keep oneself from shitting on ones balls.
I laughed so hard I got ass butter on my gooch.
by Bushmonkey July 20, 2008
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The Gooch

Nickname of Bob Guccione, the founder of Spin and son of the owner of Penthouse
"In the spring of 1998 the Gooch, as he was known, had just pocketed $18 million from the sale of Spin and was in the process of setting up a men's magazine called Gear."
-How to Lose Friends and Alienate People by Toby Young
by Oz December 14, 2003
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Gooch

The gooch is the section of skin between the sac and shitter of men, and vagina and shitter of women.

However, in recent times the gooch has taken on more popularity as a mild insult, or as a strengthener to other mild insults.
1. wow, it is hot. my gooch is sweating profusely

2. Shorey you utter gooch

3.Shorey you sweaty gooch faced nonce
by Proffesor T July 7, 2008
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