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globbed

When you take a fat hit of some kind of cannabis extract(usually dabs, on rare occasions hash is substituted) and it hits you so hard that you can barely remember your own name
Tyrone: yo, come thru. I just picked up some Errl
KuntaKinte: On my way rn, fam.

**between 5 and 10 minutes later**

Tyrone: Yo nigga, you good?
KuntaKinte: yeah man, I'm just globbed up
Tyrone: Good, because it's your hit
by Fro (aka Smokey) February 4, 2017
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Glober

Smug individuals that waste all their time on Flat earth facebook pages. Trying to prove how smart they are by arrogantly berating flat earth scientists about their knowledge on the flat earth, trying and failing for years to convince flat earth believers otherwise.

Not to be confused with normal every day humans that accept the earth is a globe and don't worry about it.
Glober stop trying to tell me lies about the earth I know the truth it is flat.
by Flat earth scientist January 31, 2019
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Grobber

Noun that describes a person that steals and/or destroys the hopes, dreams, future, success, glory, etc., of a larger group of people or an organization that represents said group.

Originates with Greg Robinson, a head coach of Syracuse University's football team, who oversaw the dramatic collapse of a once-successful athletic program.

Can also be used as a verb.
It had taken three years. Three long years. But finally, Robinson could look out upon the ruins of that hated city, once-proud, once-powerful, now covered by the cold, falling snow. The foolish denizens of the city-state of Syracuse shivered among the broken pillars of their desolate city, once again staying home another winter, whispering to one another around garbage-can fires in dimly-lit caves, whispering only:

"The Grobber has come."

And now, the Syracusiai could only eye with fear that once-sainted ground where the Orange had stood, the Holy Dome, now perverted to the Grobber's mysteries. He had taken their glory. He had molested their city. He had Grobbered their dream.

The Grobber turned from the window to face the figure behind him. The cracked expression barely conveyed the dementia encapsulated within the deranged mind of his round, globular companion.

"Otto," the Grobber said, "Inform the Conclave. Begin the invasion. The time of the Crab People is at hand."
by SKim172 October 1, 2008
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gobber

an exclamation and excitment displayed in voice when somthing is broken, dopped, messed up, etc...,...or it can jus mean boobs
by Jonathan Clark January 25, 2005
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Globbersnob

To purposely keep one's semen in your mouth for too long a time in a failed attempt to act hot. This includes prolonged gargling, swashing it about in the caverns of your pallet with your tounge, or slowly pushing it between lips.
Everything was going well until I busted. Then she just became a globbersnob.
by Spoonriver April 14, 2010
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Glooberschneiber

N. The substance formed when one simultaniously ejaculates, and sneezes. To glooberschneiber -berred, -berring V. Glooberschneiberish Adj.
you have a little glooberschneiber on your shirt there; did you just glooberschneiber all over the place?
by ryva9125 January 19, 2011
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gobber

A tree (latin name 'Mattundkanus gobberus') characterised by it's brown, bay leaf like foliage and large yellow fruit resembling coconuts. Often seen in a forest habitat around mushrooms, or on top of 21st birthday cakes.
Ayyy the gobber
by Whyhallowthere October 20, 2008
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