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Gibbons Basics

A group of adolescent females who attend Cardinal Gibbons High School and conform to mainstream society's morals, values, and lingo. These girls partake in the same stereotypical activities together which include but are not limited to; coming to school every morning with abstract iced coffee drinks from Starbucks, wearing Vera Bradley handbags, excessive "rolling" of shorts that are much to small for them, use of the phrase "but actually", pretending to be intoxicated after consumption of little to no alcohol, and attending country concerts every weekend while wearing camo apparel because they think they are so "country." Symptoms of basicness also include unhealthy obsessions with Michael Kors, Tory Burch, llamas, Taylor Swift, and spandex.
"Hey dude check out those fine babes, they're pretty good looking lets go talk to them."

"Nah man, look at their iced coffee and spandex, those are some grade A Gibbons basics."
by S_Petro March 7, 2013
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funky gibbon

a dance craze popularised by cult 70's show 'the Goddies'.
oh no! dads doing the funky gibbon!
by oops April 18, 2003
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funky gibbon

Spontanious sweet dance routine involving flailing arms and a bounce in one's step. Normally occurs in a state of immense euphoria.
Upon finally understanding the complicated conceipt, Leo burst into the funky gibbon!
by Andy C November 6, 2003
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Gibbaphobia

The fear of having Gibby from Icarly fall from your roof while yelling "GIBBY" killing you instantly.
Man watch out Gibby could kill you and your child,he has done it before he will do it again.

I am afraid of Gibby
I think James has Gibbaphobia
by finatiabeanaitia October 1, 2020
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Robin Gibb

The orgasmic master. That’s all. All definitions, biographies, and potential biopics can shut the fuuuuuck up!
Edna: Robin Gibb invented penis, Right?
Bertha: Correct.
Old curdle: STOP SEXUALIZING HIM AND GO TO HELL. HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR THE BEE GEES, MS JUDGE MENTAL!!!
Robin Gibb: Absolutely ladies ;) meet me in hell!
by robinsdick September 15, 2020
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gibbleguts

When the female vagina looks like a wad of chewed up bubblegum!
That girl was so hot until she showed me her gibbleguts!
by Boner69 October 17, 2006
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GABBO

He is the strongest of people all over the earth. He is appalled at the stupidity of his classmates and rules over them with an iron sceptre. His intellect is beyond the comprehension of our minds and he demonstrates this by flexing. He has a heart of stone and cheapshots ruthlessly to anyone he deems worthy of his level. Once he gets them out he replies with the phrases, 'it was your fault', or, 'hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahawhha' and shows them no mercy. He has also been on this Earth for millions of years, which explains why he is so evolved when compared to us petty humans. He roars occasionally like so, "Roooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!" , this is probably due to the fact of his dinosaur genes.
I am The GABBO," ROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by yahhhhh, that's hot. May 29, 2019
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