by Hasaggggiiii June 15, 2017

The sexual act of furiously or aggressively preforming anal sex either using a penis or some other phallic object so deeply that the persons body and face tense up and convulse in a bout of agony and pleasure resembling a gargoyles stony posture.
Frank: So how did last night go with carol?
Ted: Well we started to bang and I thought I fuck her up the ass. I think I did it a bit to rough though.
Frank: Why do you say that?
Ted: Cause midway though she started to look like a happy gargoyle
Ted: Well we started to bang and I thought I fuck her up the ass. I think I did it a bit to rough though.
Frank: Why do you say that?
Ted: Cause midway though she started to look like a happy gargoyle
by Matthias The ''nat'' lover January 6, 2016

A Butt Face Gargoyle girl is someone who looks like they crawled off the side of a medieval church and tried to live amongst humans. Their face happens to look like an ass.
Hey Johnny, is that your co-worker Rem? Yes Bob, can't you tell by the way she looks like a Butt-Faced Gargoyle Girl?
by J409 September 15, 2025

You bro I took Stacy out to deadmans Clif and gave her an Italian gargoyle
Bro no way she actually let you do deal at deadmans
Bro no way she actually let you do deal at deadmans
by Terry the treefrog June 20, 2023

Final state of an erection, completely perched up, any additional blood flow would result in a complete combustion.
by Gargoyle King September 10, 2023

Crouching ontop of a 1/6 barrel keg while pumping the tap and drinking from tap! I gargoyle keg stand.
by victimish February 2, 2019

The act of climbing on top of a tall building or mountain, removing ones pants crouching down and furiously masturbating using Mentholatum Deep Heat Rub Cream as lubricant. Causing a fiery ,liberating act of public masturbation.
by Crusty radtastic February 5, 2018
