frapper des bottes

to knock boots.

you're cute. how about we frapper des bottes?

by voulavous November 29, 2010

fapperware

Materials that are used for the act of fapping such as magazines, lotion, lube, soap (ouch), sock, etc.

Now where did I place my fapperware collection.

This pic is so faptastic it's going into my fapperware stash.

by Funjelly November 3, 2015

Flappergasm

The combination of a orgasm and the "flapping" of the participants muffin tops or "love handles."

Greg: "Bro she had the best orgasm last night, guaranteed."
Johnny: "A orgasm? More like a flappergasm, that girl is thick af."

by GucciFlipFlopper November 3, 2016

Flappery

Social Media "shit talking"

That internet tough guy is constantly spewing flappery online.

by a friendly drunk November 16, 2016

flapper schmeat

Flapper schmeat is the outer lips of a vagina that are so unbelievably used that they jiggle when she walks, commonly smells like the heat coming from the back of a ps4.

And no, don’t mistake them for an outtie vagina. Because Flapper schmeats are the dirty discharge caked skin flaps that are usually so filthy they have turned brown.

If you’re a dirty crackwhore, i’m sure you have some schmeats yourself.

Girl 1: Ugh i can’t believe ayden cheated on me
Girl 2: Omg with who?
Girl 1: With MYA!! she probably has flapper schmeats
Girl 2: Eww!

by dumibunni October 5, 2020

flapper babber

When you shove your dick so far up her loose pussy it starts flapping like a bird

dam I gave Jenny the best flapper babber I can do.

by anothersickfuckonurbandic January 6, 2021

blanket flapper

any fart inducing snack item, I.E. deviled or pickled eggs, jalapeno poppers, etc.

Here dude, try these blanket flappers, they're freshly made and delicious, but look out, they're also deadly!

by Drgizmo October 24, 2010