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Funeral Potato

A mormon woman who sells her virginity on Ebay.
Damn Jovan, I bought the hottest funeral potato last week!
by PussyLover4EvaAndEva February 10, 2009
mugGet the Funeral Potatomug.

shoebox funeral

Burial of the victim of a fire, explosion, massive crash, which leaves so little remains that fit in a shoebox.
So little left of the victim he could have had a shoebox funeral.
by barber of seville April 12, 2019
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Funeral Bang

When you are attending a funeral with your closest relatives and you whip your dick out and it turns into a pornhub-like scene of a family orgy taking place. It only ends when the deceased person has came.
I work at a funeral home and I witnessed a funeral bang last week. I was disgusted.
by Bryan Seaman May 14, 2019
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Crenshaw funeral

A drive-by shooting at a funeral, typically when the deceased being memorialized has also been murdered in a drive-by or gang-related event
I rolled with some Crips down to a Crenshaw funeral. Never saw so many men slaughtered.
by NAStory April 13, 2023
mugGet the Crenshaw funeralmug.

Funeral Sandwich

a funeral sandwich is small triangular sandwiches that you would typically have at a funeral/wake. Most common phrase in Ireland
by Derv B June 14, 2020
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greek funeral

When teabagging someone, and your balls cover each eye like the coins in an ancient greek funeral.
The night ended when my teabag turned into a greek funeral.
by TastierGiant January 14, 2020
mugGet the greek funeralmug.

skunk funeral

1. A gaggle of smokers or 2. a stinky bar or chokingly toxic apartment.
1. Hold your breath, skunk funeral comin' up. Or: let's split this stinkin' skunk funeral.
by krusatyr November 4, 2009
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