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I'm totally besotted with him, and as a bonus he has such a functional penis. I'm so hot for him I can barely control myself...
by Legsy11eleven August 28, 2023
Get the functional penismug. A shower that serves only the purpose of cleaning yourself, without having to worry about any sexual or romantic activities that one of the showerers might expect from the other.
Max and Clara just finished their daily 10k run. As they came home they were only up for a functional shower together, as gas prices keep on staggering...
by LuckyNumberSl3vin July 13, 2022
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by Nicksel February 11, 2022
Get the lambda functionmug. The ability to maintain a façade of competence, the surface of which, once penetrated, reveals the individual actually has little to no understanding of the tasks in which they have been placed in control of. This type of employee is of particular concern as their incompetence may not be discovered until they have left the organization.
John excelled at functional incompetence because he seemed to know what he was doing until an audit showed he fabricated all his reports.
by Tamara101972 September 19, 2016
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Get the monkey functionmug.