-Hey, I just saw that second picture. Was the surprised look on her face because of the huge selection?
-My bad, thumb fumble
-My bad, thumb fumble
by spenger April 26, 2011

The botching of a romantic pursuit, usually purposefully, on ethical grounds, such as to prevent cheating on ones partner, or taking advantage of someone under the influence. It is typically done in secret without the potential romantic partner's knowledge.
Person 1: I nearly got with a baddie last night, but I knew I couldnt betray my Girlfriend like that.
Person 2: That is understandable, its an ethical fumble.
Person 2: That is understandable, its an ethical fumble.
by SmileTank October 7, 2025

To fumble the biscuit is to lose the money (the biscuit) you made or to make unwise investments with the money you already have, i.e. the biscuit. It's also used for fumbling, or botching or bungling, something more generally
by Dman January 9, 2023

by chikikikiki October 28, 2023

When someone stutters or stumbles their words while talking usually resulting in an awkward silence or pause. Can also be applied when someone trips up or spills something.
by Free.lover November 19, 2022

Where someone at a party passes out after drinking too much alcohol, then a guy jerks off and ejaculates onto their bare ass.
Girl #1: Did you see Mike did at the party last night?
Girl #2: I know - he's so disgusting,what a fumble freak.
Girl #2: I know - he's so disgusting,what a fumble freak.
by flagellum_mayor July 25, 2013

The act of a man ejaculating into an elderly persons ear, then slapping them softly across the side of the face, making a point to touch said ear, with a tuna fish and letting out a random sexually explicit battle cry involving an animal of preference.
by RippedA January 5, 2014
