fumbling felicia

A bumblefuck who sucks at any type of intellectual activity and whose only hope is to marry up in life

She spilled chemicals everywhere in lab today. She's such a fumbling felicia.

by buttledger May 14, 2015

gooey ear fumble

The act of a man ejaculating into an elderly persons ear, then slapping them softly across the side of the face, making a point to touch said ear, with a tuna fish and letting out a random sexually explicit battle cry involving an animal of preference.

Martin gooey ear fumbled Margery and screamed "BYGODIFUCKEDAWALRUS!"

by RippedA January 5, 2014

fumble freak

Where someone at a party passes out after drinking too much alcohol, then a guy jerks off and ejaculates onto their bare ass.

Girl #1: Did you see Mike did at the party last night?
Girl #2: I know - he's so disgusting,what a fumble freak.

by flagellum_mayor July 25, 2013

Fumbled yo shit

When someone stutters or stumbles their words while talking usually resulting in an awkward silence or pause. Can also be applied when someone trips up or spills something.

Yo you just fumbled yo shit!

by Free.lover November 19, 2022

Fumble the bag

What Peter did after breaking up with Rachel

"Can't believe he could fumble the bag like that"

by chikikikiki October 28, 2023

Fumbling the biscuit

To fumble the biscuit is to lose the money (the biscuit) you made or to make unwise investments with the money you already have, i.e. the biscuit. It's also used for fumbling, or botching or bungling, something more generally

Netflix won't exist in 3033 they're really fumbling the biscuit

by Dman January 9, 2023

fumble

messing up in a relationship (or with a hookup) and causing it to end

Jack: "Bad news, I fumbled my 3 years relationship with the 10/10, it is what it is"
John: "What, how did you manage to do that"
James: "I fumbled 3 talking stages in a row dude lmao"

by HyperLexus July 9, 2023