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thumb fumble

The act of accidentally attaching picture files to a text message.
-Hey, I just saw that second picture. Was the surprised look on her face because of the huge selection?

-My bad, thumb fumble
by spenger April 26, 2011
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Ethical Fumble

The botching of a romantic pursuit, usually purposefully, on ethical grounds, such as to prevent cheating on ones partner, or taking advantage of someone under the influence. It is typically done in secret without the potential romantic partner's knowledge.
Person 1: I nearly got with a baddie last night, but I knew I couldnt betray my Girlfriend like that.

Person 2: That is understandable, its an ethical fumble.
by SmileTank October 7, 2025
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Fumbling the biscuit

To fumble the biscuit is to lose the money (the biscuit) you made or to make unwise investments with the money you already have, i.e. the biscuit. It's also used for fumbling, or botching or bungling, something more generally
Netflix won't exist in 3033 they're really fumbling the biscuit
by Dman January 9, 2023
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Fumble the bag

What Peter did after breaking up with Rachel
"Can't believe he could fumble the bag like that"
by chikikikiki October 28, 2023
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Fumbled yo shit

When someone stutters or stumbles their words while talking usually resulting in an awkward silence or pause. Can also be applied when someone trips up or spills something.
Yo you just fumbled yo shit!
by Free.lover November 19, 2022
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fumble freak

Where someone at a party passes out after drinking too much alcohol, then a guy jerks off and ejaculates onto their bare ass.
Girl #1: Did you see Mike did at the party last night?
Girl #2: I know - he's so disgusting,what a fumble freak.
by flagellum_mayor July 25, 2013
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gooey ear fumble

The act of a man ejaculating into an elderly persons ear, then slapping them softly across the side of the face, making a point to touch said ear, with a tuna fish and letting out a random sexually explicit battle cry involving an animal of preference.
Martin gooey ear fumbled Margery and screamed "BYGODIFUCKEDAWALRUS!"
by RippedA January 5, 2014
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