I fucked your Mom

A phrase commonly uttered by pimple-faced fat boys who are unlucky in love.

The fat, greasy pimple faced boy sat in front of his computer typing, "I fucked your Mom."

by Sakura_Omega March 17, 2006

and then I fucked your cousin

1.A phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. Often, it is used at the end of a boring story to make it seem more interesting and worthwhile. Alternate versions of this phrase include "and then I found five dollars" and "and then I kicked a hobo", however, this phrase emphasizes how we are all really "cousins" in a universal context, suggesting that it is ok to fuck your cousin.

2. Often used as a true statement.

Max: Everything was great! We were all getting drunk, having a good time... and then I fucked your cousin...
Pedro:Well, at least your sister is now up for grabs...

by The Gerb May 18, 2010

Fuck your brains out

One of the best orgasmic sexual experiences you will have with the opposite sex it’s hardcore and savage riding and thrusting and humping making each other’s head go back again and again like wild animals the best kind of sex

(Whispers in her ear)
I will fuck your brains out

by Miao tai chi April 28, 2020

Fuck Your Legs Off

Simply stated it means to fuck someone to the point that they can no longer walk, and even have difficulty sitting up. Usually satisfies even a nympho for at least 3 days.

You'd better be careful Anthony, or I will fuck your legs off.

Man, I would love to fuck Stan's legs off...

by Ms. B. Haven September 30, 2006

Fuck your life up

Give u a child

“Boy I will fuck your life up stop playing wimmie”

by babyboob March 09, 2020

Fuck-Your-Friends February

A challenge to see how many of your friends you can have sex with.

I am gonna love Fuck-Your-Friends February!

by Spencerport_Nagger December 03, 2018

Fuck your coloring book

A phrase coined by Kanye West in one of his many blog rants. Used to express a feeling of extreme disagreement towards someone else's commands.

1."I CAN HEAR YOU SCREAMING 'COLOR INSIDE THE LINES!' WELL FUCK YOUR COLORING BOOK"

2. a) Boss: "No, this isn't what I wanted. Head back to your cubicle and re-draw the blueprints RIGHT NOW!!!"

b) Worker: "I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU AND YOUR DAMN BLUEPRINTS. FUCK YOUR COLORING BOOK!!! I'M OUTTA HERE!"

by Jaspamellz January 30, 2010