don't be a butt fuck

When someone is acting worse than a jack off.

Hey Henry, don't be a butt fuck. Right now, your acting worse than a jack off.

by Relic8 March 8, 2011

suck a butt fuck

To fuck Ones butt with a penis, then suck the fluids remaining out.

To go suck a butt fuck

by Kateluu September 20, 2019

Butt fucked by a witch

when you think you can handle something but you cant.

"Dude, i got butt fucked by a witch when i drank Ayahuasca!"

by Ihatepeople12 May 30, 2016

butt-fucked egypt

Term used to describe a place that is far away. Common in SoFla.

"Dammmn Jenny lives in those new houses in Kendall. Thats butt-fucked egypt!!"

by jb00g09 July 20, 2006

Southern Butt Fuck

When you beer batter your penis and have anal sex with someone.

Marie: "George beer battered his penis before we were about to have sex last night."
Vivian: "Oh he wanted to southern butt fuck."

by KTime February 6, 2014

Canadian-Butt-Fucking

The only type of sex in the country of Canada.

Since she was a Canadian, all we could do last night was Canadian-butt-fucking.

by Ilikcbf69 April 9, 2010

bamboo butt fuck

you take a bamboo tree, hollow it out, sand it up and get everything very smooth. now theres a pregnant lady, 2cnd trimester, your gonna shove the bamboo straight up her vagina hitting and puncturing her butthole thus creating one super hole. now take the bamboo stick, make her body like a butter churn, and churn the butter. now spit shit and piss in the super hole after churning her like butter. also bleed and cry into the super hole for good measure. form a ladle out of her skull bone, take the ladle and scoop the soup that you have made in the superhole ( preheat oven to 350, cover in salt butter and pepper, and cook for roughly 15 minuets). now pour the scalding soup onto ones own body burning ones self to a crisp but using it as a lube as it drips. then finish off into her superhole thus finishing the bamboo butt fuck!

Drew: dude, im being charged with 1st degree murder, i bamboo butt fucke d susan last night....

Blaine: Dude... how was it

Drew: dudee..... the best

by jimmy kerbek October 22, 2010