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Fucktard

1. A task that is unbelievably retarded
2. A contraction of ‘fuck(ing)’ and ‘retard’
3. An adjective used to describe a person who lacks common sense
4. A word used to describe someone who does an unbelievably retarded thing that any human being with common sense would never attempt to do, like drinking 5 gallons of bleach in one sitting.

Alternative: Fucktarded
1. An action that is really fucking retarded

2. A word used to describe someone who tries to imitate fucktarded things they see on the internet, especially on YouTube, which is full of fucktarded videos
Person1: Hey, did you see that fucktarded video of the guy who drank 5 gallons of bleach in one sitting?
Person2: Yeah! I should try it when I get home!
by shitweasel October 20, 2019
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fucktard

Mr. Rogers: That fucktard is such an asshat.
Kid: GP.
by Seatthell January 31, 2007
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fucktardary

The actions of a fucking retard fucktard and/or that with which they engage themselves.
Harby was reputed for his fucktardary
by Ðiego November 23, 2002
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Fuckit

A device for smoking marijuana. Normally used when nothing else can be found (ie. papers, a bowl, bong, etc) Fuckits usually consist of tinfoil and/or a plastic bottle.

-Name given when everyone is too fed up with searching for a smoking device.
"Dude, I can't find the bowl... or the papers....."
"Ah fuckit, get the 2-liter. We're making a bowl."

"Screw finding the bowl man, just grab the fuckit."
by Syndicate66 February 10, 2010
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fucktard

Someone who sees 13 pages of definitions for a basic combination of two words and feels the need to add another, identical one.
1) A fucking retard
2) A retarded fuck
3) A fuck, who is also retarded
4) ...
by Anonymous January 16, 2004
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Fuckit List

List of shit you were trying to do but eventually had to say "Fuck It" Unlike the traditional "Bucket List", the "Fuckit List" is not written in advance, but added to as you no longer give a fuck to do something.
I've moved reconciling with you to my fuckit list.
by Dimwitty April 18, 2013
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