Frinking

The insertion of objects into the male urethra or Japs' Eye in a (misguided) attempt to obtain pleasure.

::(from Antiques Roadshow BBC1 Sunday 12th May 2002)::
"here we have a magnificent example of a solid silver victorian frinking set in a beautifully inlaid mahogany and brass presentation case"

by Chops May 18, 2004

funking

A polite way to say fuck when there are people around and you really shouldn't be saying the f-word.

At some reception:
Woman :Funking hell! What is that fat cow wearing again? Can't believe she's with the Vicar.
Friend : Ah funk it,who cares ?
Woman : Looks like your husband does.
Friend : Oh funk,yeah!

Vicar: Ooh did I hear anyone talking about funk ?
Both Women: Funkadeliiic!

and that's how you save the night!

by Marjaan. May 2, 2008

frunting

taking sumthin free of charge but bring the money you owe for frunting

man why you frunting when you know you aint gettin my money back

by tony satle April 12, 2014

Frinking

An autocorrect version of "drinking", but its just too funny to correct so you leave it alone.

I'm currently frinking a diet coke right now.

by autocorrectHATESme October 24, 2011

Friday Night Funkin

A Newgrounds rhythm game similar to PaRappa the Rapper that blew up out of nowhere for no reason with a fanbase consisting of annoying kids and only like the game because it's popular.

friday night funkin crashes newgrounds' servers

by whentheimpastaissuspissious April 24, 2021

Al Frankin

the freaking man who is comedian/political activist. A liberal who enjoys impersonating rush limbaugh and making him sound stupid (as he is). Also hates george w bush.

dude what you listening to?

Al franking he is the freaking man

by -tye- July 1, 2005

Anne franking

Verb: to hang out with a girl behind closed doors, but won't take her in public or around your homies.

Why don't you ever take me out to do anything nice? I feel like you're Anne Franking me.

by sean stewart October 28, 2014