cunty fruitcake

you.

you fucking cunty fruitcake.

by brinicole8890 June 12, 2018

Fruitcake

A term to describe a person who is just a bit too nice or used to describe a mean person in a sarcastic manner.

Sandra is such a fucking fruitcake!

by AFrickingRayOfSunshine December 24, 2019

Fruitcake

A person who is shaped like a cupcake and has mushroom cut and watches adventure time.

Dude that guy is a fruitcake

by Professor King Julien the 3rd February 16, 2022

fruitcake

refers to a gay/gay acting man.

"Hey, look at Frank. God, he's such a fruitcake."

"Why is his ass always x10 larger when Aaron is around? What a fruicake."

by esmosdium November 4, 2021

Fine as a Fruitcake Friday

A social media trend to post a photo of your lover. Happens weekly on Fridays. Similar challenges have been/ can be made following the formula *Adjective* as a *Food* *Time Frame*, such as Succulent as a Shrimp Cocktail Summer, Moist as a Muffin Monday, and Vivacious as Velveeta Cheese Valentine.

"I'm posting my girlfriend my fine as a fruitcake friday!"
"Omg but you just posted her as your Thick as a Turkey Leg Thursday! You're obsessed"

by duckygirl1 April 20, 2021

Fruitcake

A crazy or mentally ill person.

The fruitcake asked her why she insulted/disrespected his woman when she said something smart/sarcastic to/about his cat.

by The Original Agahnim August 17, 2021

Fruitcake

A crazy or mentally ill person.

The secretary was a fruitcake, but for some reason people, including the lawyer she was in a relationship with, still paid her undue attention.

by The Original Agahnim August 12, 2021