fruitcake

lauren kirman

yo kirms such a mf fruitcake bro

by lolkirmo February 5, 2021

Fine as a Fruitcake Friday

A social media trend to post a photo of your lover. Happens weekly on Fridays. Similar challenges have been/ can be made following the formula *Adjective* as a *Food* *Time Frame*, such as Succulent as a Shrimp Cocktail Summer, Moist as a Muffin Monday, and Vivacious as Velveeta Cheese Valentine.

"I'm posting my girlfriend my fine as a fruitcake friday!"
"Omg but you just posted her as your Thick as a Turkey Leg Thursday! You're obsessed"

by duckygirl1 April 20, 2021

Fruitcaked

To be forced into a gay situation in which a straight person is opposed to.

The gay Ridgefield police officer fruitcaked me when performed a second strip-search on me for no other reason than to catch a peek at my pecker, scrutinize my scrotum and analyze my anus for his own gratification.

by The Counterpuncher December 7, 2024

The fruitcake cum smoothie

The remnants of a queer orgy, resulting in a smoothie pile of cum and other fruity fluids.

Dude why is the floor wet?

Oh, it's just the fruitcake cum smoothie leftover from last night.

Gross dude!

by Brotha Brad October 15, 2025

Upside-down Fruitcake

A Gay man’s prolapse

“Lemme eat your upside-down fruitcake”

by Kitybity October 15, 2025

M' Dude Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: M' Dude Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025

M' Lady Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: M' Lady Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025