Friction Fighter

A "Friction Fighter" is a person who fights the urge to flatulate in a business conference or public place. Friction fighters can be of any sex or race as long as they perform this action.

Kid: "Mommy, why did that guy in the suit have a smile on his face?"

Mom: "Princess, that man was a friction fighter."

by iTim2012 May 28, 2010

Simulate the Friction

Simulating the friction: To take action of ridiculous activities pruely to irritate anyone by the name of Ethan

Chris: Hey Ethan I'm going to simulate the friction to stimulate the if loop.
Ethan: Fucking damn it.

by CTCR May 31, 2018

Friction-less Wipe

When you wipe your ass, and the paper glides friction-less, so you know you're fucked.

John: Bro, you used all the toilet paper!
Doe: Yeah man, it was a friction-less wipe.

by Findrunemfwatertower March 31, 2025

Friction Dancing

A dance between a man and a female that have their genitals interlocked with each other, with the act of performing intercourse

At Club Madonna, Friction dancing is only allowed in our private rooms we provide

by SCrusher88 July 13, 2016

Frictioning

A verb for friction

My flesh was frictioning against his scales.

by LuoirM June 5, 2024

Friction point

First part of penis to chafe itself raw after meat beating for the 4th time without proper amount of knuckle butter present

I told my doctor I yanked so hard by the time I was done my friction point got a staph infection

by Bob sagets muffbrow January 30, 2020

Icky Friction

Beard on beard action.

My uncle Uri greeted me the other day in the traditional Russian way with a hug and several kisses on the cheek. I daresay there was some Icky Friction going on.

by mikwit August 6, 2012