freefucker

One who fucks hir partner while skidiving nude aiming for orgasm just as the shoot opens.

Charlie the freefucker hit up Hulga alright but due to her malicious groping, which loosed his parachutte harness, he soon found himself about to caress the gound.

by sonofgoyyim August 15, 2006

Flerfer

1. A moron.
2. A person who--through deliberate or accidental idiocy, or wilful indoctrination by browsing conspiracy websites--believes the Earth to be flat.
3. A person who categorically rejects all rational science.

Andy, upon hearing us discuss the upcoming Artemis mission, proceeded to launch into a tirade about NASA conspiracies, his belief the Apollo Moon Landings were faked, and that every picture taken from space was done via fisheye lenses, CGI, and wires. Andy, after exposing himself as a Flerfer, stormed off when he was reminded of all the everyday things in his life that were invented because Space Race. Which, to name a few were the WIFI and portable computer he used to look up the conspiracies, the insulation in his house, his water purifier, his insulin pump, the baby formula his son eats, the satellite TV he watches, and the GPS that helps him overcome his bad sense of direction.

by Mithridates_Rex July 18, 2023

Freeform

A tv network that pretends to be woke, forward-thinking, inclusive and progressive - but only as long as they can make enough money out of marginalized groups. They don't just wait until Pride Month to get some cash out of the gays, oh no, they use their popular same sex couple all year round to get some media attention and recognition. Ain't that something.

*blows cigarette smoke into the air* Freeform?....I haven't heard that name in years. They crashed and burned after they got rid of their most popular show. Bankruptcy out of...purely economic reasons.

by shadowhuntie June 11, 2018

Frericks

a teacher who doesn't take crap from the stupid teenagers she has to deal with.

A teacher who grades things fairly.

A teacher who once you get to know her is a great person.

I'm really glad we got a Frericks for a teacher, at least we won't have to deal with the annoying classmates.

by growthefuckupjerrad July 19, 2011

Ferf

The name given to the pube and the group of pubes around the asshole.

My ferf was caked with shit after last night's indian chicken curry.

by Gongasoso February 19, 2015

ferfect

the state of being both perfect and cat-themed. Not an oxymoron

Holy cats, this bastet figurine is ferfect!

by Haikukitty May 13, 2009

FERF

Family Endorsed Rebound Fuck

The girls relationship had ended badly, so her family took her out to cheer her up. I was their waiter and after work, her family took me along for some drinks, and after a long night of drinking, I ended up being her FERF.

by AnonymousFERFperson December 26, 2011