Foppiano

A fat older woman often referred to as "the elephant". Usually has braces and glasses and undershirts that are too tight. Pretends to be cool and says things like "yo" or "dude".

Be careful that Foppiano is sitting on the desk, she might eat you if you get too close.

by poisonapple227 May 22, 2011

fapped out

Military slang for getting assigned to Fleet Assistance Personnel. Basically it's when your unit is required to temporarily send X number of warm bodies to do menial tasks for the base or the squadron or something, and you're picked to be part of the group. Occasionally a cool gig and a welcome break from routine, but a lot of the time it's something godawful and involves Twentynine Palms or the term "grease trap". Usually assigned to new arrivals as a rite of passage, and to shitbags that aren't wanted in their unit

"What happened to Johnson? I haven't seen him in ages."

"He kept fucking up so he's been fapped out to 990 for over a year now."

by jake5443 December 31, 2007

fappetizer

Something that you don't fap to, but is just arousing enough to get you ready to fap.

Zee: Have you ever watched one of those booty-shaking videos on YouTube? That's a fappetizer.

by xxcutyourhairxx March 15, 2010

Flopped Out

-A term used when somebody is really high on ecstacy.
-Tripping on ecstacy extremely hard.

I was so flopped out at last night's rave!

by k-fuldreamin' December 9, 2008

flopped out

Accidentally belly flopping into a body of water while trying to do a trick and/or stunt.

Hey Joe, do you remember when we went roofing last summer, and you tried to superman into your pool? You totally flopped out.

by salamster February 27, 2009

Cock Flopper

A guy who likes to shake his junk a lot. Especially while wearing loose fitting shorts so that their junk makes a slapping noise against their leg. This is often perfomed naked in front of mirrors.

Thelma: I caught Brad shaking his junk in front of the mirror when he got out of the shower.

Beth: OMG! He is such a cock flopper!

by mbaby13 December 18, 2009

foxpert

A baised expert of doubtful qualifications used to further the agenda of the right. From the joining of FOX news and expert.

Did you see that report on global warming last night on Fox? The environmental scientist they quoted worked for Exxon! How can you believe that foxpert??

by DarrellP May 8, 2006