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Founding Fathers

Genocidal slavefuckers.
"Sea to shining sea" meant replacing the red man with the black man, enslaved to do what the white man (or simply The Man - Founding Fathers) wanted.
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Founding Fathers

(1) According to Kurt Vonnegut, the Founding Fathers were marauding "sea pirates" (read: white Europeans), who "founded" new nations in North, Central, and South America by displacing or exterminating the indigenous inhabitants.

(2) ' The Founding Fathers of the United States of America were political leaders and statesmen who participated in the American Revolution by signing the United States Declaration of Independence, taking part in the American Revolutionary War, and establishing the United States Constitution.

' Many of the Founding Fathers owned African American slaves, and the Constitution adopted in 1787 sanctioned the system of slavery.

' Some historians define the "Founding Fathers" to mean a larger group, including not only the Signers and the Framers but also all those who, whether as politicians, jurists, statesmen, soldiers, diplomats, or ordinary citizens, took part in winning American independence and creating the United States of America.' -- Wikipedia
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' A lot of the nonsense was the innocent result of playfulness on the part of the founding fathers. But some of the nonsense was evil, since it concealed great crimes. For example, {U. S.} teachers wrote this date on blackboards again and again, and asked the children to memorize it with pride and joy:

' = 1492 =

' The teachers told the children that this was when their continent was discovered by human beings. Actually, millions of human beings were already living full and imaginative lives on the continent in 1492. That was simply the year in which sea pirates began to cheat and rob and kill them.

' Here was another piece of evil nonsense which children were taught: that the sea pirates eventually created a government which became a beacon of freedom to human beings everywhere else. There were pictures and statues of this supposed imaginary beacon for children to see. It was sort of an ice-cream cone on fire.

' Actually, the sea pirates who had the most to do with the creation of the new government owned human slaves. They used human beings for machinery.

' The sea pirates were white. The people who were already on the continent when the pirates arrived were copper-colored. When slavery was introduced onto the continent, the slaves were black.

' Color was everything. '

-- From Kurt Vonnegut's 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions" -- Chapter 1 (page 10 - 11).
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floundering

The act of taking ones hand and placing it in someone else underarm and shaking it as if it was a flounder out of water.
I am floundering my friend.
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flooding

flooding is when your having anal and while your dicks still in her ass u piss so it then "floods" out of her ass
i gunna try flooding with my girl
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Flunking

Most commonly known as 'Pencil Flunking'
The game in which a person runs into any given room with their eyes closed, and jumps with their arms by their side and legs tight together to form the pencil shape. The jumping is done while unaware of what is found in the room at the time e.g furniture or people, so often leads to injury and damage to goods.
'How was the party last night?'

'Not gunna lie man terrible, I ended up flunking the back room to get it going. Broke a table.'

'Nice man.'
by Freedale18 October 9, 2011
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Fonding

Fonding is the act of or the art of male bonding whilst surfing and enjoying a light snack consisting exclusively of chocolate fondue.
Courtesy of the brain of Ricky
Yeah, watching the sunrise and eating those chocolate covered strawberries was some great fonding time on the Costa Rica trip
by Ryan Dent July 25, 2007
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Founding Father Hit

The first hit of a joint or blunt whenever it has to be relighted. Especially when its almost done these hits totally suck and respect goes to whoever grabs the lighter to relight it.
"Dude is it done?"
"Na man but don't worry give me the lighter I'll take a founding father hit."
by SocalDreamer May 14, 2012
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