turd floater

a very heavy rain in Gladewater Tx. that causes septic tanks to fill up and dookie to flow out

Jim Bob: Man, it came a turd floater last night. So don't wrestle in the backyard.

Joe Jack: Good idea, we'll wrestle in the front. Between the engine block and the washing machine.

by janitorman1981 March 10, 2010

Floater

In school, when someone goes desk to desk trying to get all the answers for the assignment.

Gene: Did you finish our work today in history? Austin: Yeah, I was a floater.

by Whsbnd December 10, 2009

Rum Floater

When your fishing buddy has so drunk on overproof Rum that you are scared you will find him floating face down if you don't keep an eye on him.

He drank that entire bottle of 150 proof rum on the boat. Better make sure he keeps his life jacket on we don't want a Rum Floater.

by slightly sarcastic December 31, 2010

floater

A mutant abomination that was the result of direct exposure to the Forced Evolutionary Virus (FEV) in the PC game Fallout. Serpentine in appearance, its lashing tongue attack can deliver a lethal dose of poison. The exact origin of this species is unknown, but they were most likely the result of experimentation done by Richard Grey (AKA The Master, the antagonist of the story) with the FEV.

Floaters are among the hordes of dangerous mutants in Fallout.

by Raptor March 23, 2005

e-flirter

Keyboard jockey, living in parents' basement, throwing around compliments to girls on the Internets like it was going out of style. Verbally e-ssaults any "female" on the Webs who posts any semblance of a picture by telling her she is "hot" and using emoticons to make up for lack of testicular fortitude. Typically found in the "boring states" of the US (middle 42 states). Known for cheesy jokes and feminine e-talk.

HumanTarget is the lamest e-flirter on the Interwebs.

by KillahBee October 17, 2006

FlortGribble

Verb: The word FlortGribble comes from the ancient Anglo-Saxon Flort (Beautiful) and Gribble (Small rodent-like creature similar to a gerbil)

The verb "To FlortGribble" describes the act of using a small mammal for sexual gratification.

A man was arrested yesterday for mistreatment of animals. In his defence he insisted that the practice of FlortGribbling was actually enshrined in an ancient law dating back to 1453 during the reign of Henry VI (who was apparently a fan of the practice). The ancient law stated that "To FlortGribble shalt not be punishable providing that the aforesaid Gribble is no larger than a hamster"

by EricTheViking November 22, 2011

Floater

The odd person in a group of people that is fairly unattractive, usually left out, and unwanted.

Yo why do you hang out with the guy, he's such a floater.

by Rem Show September 24, 2016