flondage

Overuse of decorative items in indoor or outdoor settings, often seen on home renovation shows during the staging phase.

I really like the renovation, but the flondage makes the area feel small and cluttered.

by Rick Ardee June 4, 2021

Flonk

A word combining "Floof" and "Chonk".

"OMG, look at that flonk!" They said in awe of the flonky bear.

by NotAToaster July 11, 2021

Flonzel

Nobody

Flonzel has Arrived

by Xliplo November 22, 2021

flonk

a wooden plank which is a bit rotten but not to much

that's a flonk we can't use it for the build of the house

by visionator March 2, 2022

Flonk

When you go into a store and you see the teacher that flunked you so you exclaim "forkfucker flonk dick" so your teacher gets mad and tells you that he will have to lower your grade even though you graduated 30 years ago and live in a dumpster outside of IHOP.

Student living in IHOP dumpster who just saw their teacher: FORKFUCKER FLONK DICK!
Teacher: please do not ever speak of me like that again,lt is very disrespectful and bad why would you say such a thing fuck you go to hell i hate you. Also i'm lowering your grade bc fuck u ahhahahah!!1
The afforementioned student: what the fuck

by the shitter but shittier April 15, 2023

Flonson Johnson

When you get an erection while listening to any music performed by Waka Flocka Flame.

I was listening to "No Hands" the other day and all of a sudden I had a Flonson Johnson.

by ManusMallard May 9, 2023

flondom

A watertight sleeve, made of cellophane plastic and closed at one end, into which flower stems are inserted for safe transport, e.g. after purchasing at a store. Resembles a condom for flowers; the etymology is "flower" + "condom"

When you buy a bouquet at Trader Joe's, they always put the stems into a flondom before bagging it.

by Liouxie Lioux May 10, 2023