floodgate fart

The fart you have right before you take a shit. Usually when you're popping a squat this occurs or when you're situated on the toilet

I was having a hard time in the loom, until that floodgate fart came, then it was smooth sailing.

by Skampz May 11, 2017

flofoffle

1 male plays with his foreskin and uses his other hand to play with another man's penis while a girl uses 2 fingers on each hand to finger bang both the males anus

Howdy boss,what happened when you took that girl home from the club last night.
It was insane! her boyfriend followed us to my house and we ended up doing a flofoffle.

by positive.positions03 June 4, 2021

Flood_Cloud

A stupid son of a bitch, she uses any 9 -11 year olds to help her with suicide. Not realizing that she is making those kids stressed.

Hey is that Flood_Cloud? Oh Yuck! Shes a bad person.

by A noob that speaks facts June 25, 2021

myspace flood

that time of day when all of a sudden all or most of your friends are online. usually when all the myspace drama goes on.

I need to get online now! there's gonna be a myspace flood soon!

by JourniexJoykill January 28, 2009

pussy flood

Creampie times 10

Oh girl, I'm going to give you such a pussy flood!

by hofooman August 10, 2017

i flood my basement

When something excites you to the extent of achieving, moist-ness in your genitals.

When I see a fresh case of Yuengling Premium "I flood my basement!"

by OG_STRINGBEAN25 September 12, 2017

100 year flood

a flood that, once it happens, won't happen for another 100 years, unless theres a 500 year flood 15 years later

Able: I thought '93 was the 100 year flood!
Mable: You thought. But this one is a 500 year flood.

by iowa13 June 14, 2008