Flixer Gooning was originally invented by the Yakubian Prophet in order to reach the nubian palace in the 3rd layer of Jynxiz asshole. From ancient texts scholars have decoded the method: "Taking your dingle, subtracting your fingle to get your dongle. The dongle is then fermented inside of Pyrocinical Foxy Inflation NSFW #twink art from Twitter, make sure the PH is at least -25e^2. Remove with teeth from mammoths and then go to target and ride the toilet handle freaky style until completion to gain access to the sublayer where the Nephaliptic Cabal keeps the 60ft ancient proto human giant used for calculations in the stock market. Harvest two of the Paradoxical Iphone 16 maxes with Hongdae sigils. Take it home and stick it into a solution with x1 minecraft steve figure, 2oz of Lebron james sweat, x1 elderberry. Seal lid with Dark Matter Grafted Cock rings (as needed). Once it has fermented remove using Metholpropyl Ketone to deactivate the solution. Proceed to start edging to whatever u choose. Shove the object into your anus at a 74.63 degree angle while facing north at bearing 319. Enjoy.
by Flixr Gooning May 19, 2025
Get the Flixer Gooning mug.A person who is being delightfully stupid, gloriously clueless, or confidently wrong in a way that’s more funny than upsetting. A fliddermyte isn’t malicious; they’re just having a temporary brain-flatline moment, and everyone gets to laugh about it, including them. Used affectionately to call out daft behaviour without actual malice.
Totally made up word that sounds like it crawled out of a cartoon and decided to roast people politely.
Copyright Robert Hughes
Totally made up word that sounds like it crawled out of a cartoon and decided to roast people politely.
Copyright Robert Hughes
“Mate… you tried to fix the car with a spoon. Stop being a fliddermyte.”
“She texted her ex and forgot to hit send. Absolute fliddermyte behaviour.”
“I love him, but he’s a lovable fliddermyte sometimes.”
“She texted her ex and forgot to hit send. Absolute fliddermyte behaviour.”
“I love him, but he’s a lovable fliddermyte sometimes.”
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1. Overweight people who cram themselves into airline seats causing their fat to spill over into your seat.
2. Habitual users of seat belt extenders whose heft drives up the cost of fuel for the airlines which they are more than happy to pass along to you.
2. Habitual users of seat belt extenders whose heft drives up the cost of fuel for the airlines which they are more than happy to pass along to you.
Wife, "How was your flight honey?"
Husband, "It sucked. I had a fleshy flier in the middle that oozed into my seat forcing me out in the aisle where the attendants slapped me around with the beverage cart."
Husband, "It sucked. I had a fleshy flier in the middle that oozed into my seat forcing me out in the aisle where the attendants slapped me around with the beverage cart."
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