flannel fly

A guy(Cis or trans) that is known to prefer the company of lesbian women for platonic relationships.

Is thought of as the equivalent (counterpart) of a woman who is known to associate with gay males. (Fruit fly)

Why is he always wasting his time with those women, doesn't he know they are all lesbians?

Nah, he knows, he is just a Flannel Fly.

by Flannel Fly 66, LLC March 21, 2017

flannel potatoe

When you put too much ketchup on your fries and they become soggy

No that's too much ketchup

Now it's a flannel potatoe

by Milly fletcher December 14, 2016

You Absolute Soggy Flannel

1: Used generally to call someone an idiot or a bit stupid

2: If you say "you have the personality of a soggy flannel" basically means youre dry asf and you need to have a bit more personality babes xox

1: Youre so bad at obbys, you absolute soggy flannel

2: I was talking to him last night and honest to god he was like a soggy flannel

by CalpolInhaler June 4, 2023

flannel jockey

A female lesbian who takes on male mannerisms, also known as a Dyke

"Dude, Jackie is such a FLANNEL JOCKEY!"

by MambaD August 9, 2017

Flannel Dash

The situation that develops when a great deal of lint collects on your car's dash due to a lack of cleaning.

Dude, Armor All would take care of the serious flannel dash that you have in your car.

by burtstuart January 19, 2011

Flannel music

Depressing or edgy music usually indulged by people who wear flannel shirts and act depressed or are just emotionally confused.

“This flannel music is just edgy and unenjoyable”

by A Moose in a C-10 February 24, 2020

Blue Flannel

The go-to option for an unsolicited dick pic backdrop. Particularly when trying to "woo" somebody.

Hey, I like your blue flannel, Brian!

by NardHipples March 3, 2019