Flannel Dash

The situation that develops when a great deal of lint collects on your car's dash due to a lack of cleaning.

Dude, Armor All would take care of the serious flannel dash that you have in your car.

by burtstuart January 19, 2011

Flannel Chin

When your chin can't take a good hit and is that loose it absorbs dirty vagina juice from a freshly washed minging flannel

Those Wilder brothers have flannel chins, one tap to their faces and down.... Pussies

by Beanz57 March 27, 2022

Flannel

Goop lives in these

I was wearing this flannel and my gayness increased by 200%

by wewlike May 22, 2018

Cod flannel

Gibberish in a 4 bar rap battle verse to indicate the poor execution of the opponents verse

You rock babble, Like "Cod flannel" ya got cancelled

by LostMySteak January 22, 2022

flannelism

a type of government where each person gets a square of fabric and individualism causes unorganised squares, while together, they are a collective being; a collective flannel

that country is a flannelism!

by the_cernigs March 15, 2011

Red Flannels

The middle aged, disapproving chaperones.

I just couldn't have any fun with the troops of red flannels lining the walls, watching hawk-eyed!

by Mddrs August 15, 2012

Flannel Stuffing

when two partners in a sexual act both have aggressive herpes. the herpes so bad in fact it creates a flannel weave which is then stuffed until it it has reached capacity.

Ben and Jaxon would not stop flannel stuffing, so now we need a new mattress.

by Hung Monkey August 30, 2019