fakee

Another word for fake.

This trailer is so fakee, my nigger!

by nigrer July 15, 2011

Booty-flakes

Booty-flakes: Where the flakes come from the booty😂 smh. Dont eat the booty-flakes...

1st Nigga: MY NIGGA ATE THE BOOTY-FLAKES
2nd Nigga: THE BOOTY-FLAKES WAS DELICIOUS!
1st Nigga: LIL NIGGA THATS NASTY
2nd Nigga: BYE NIGGA😔

by Paigethenigga December 6, 2017

flake

a person, friend, or lover that calls you, texts you, emails you, tells you, that they want to hangout and alas they just sit on their fatass and never meet you or get back to you on the reason of their absence. They are big fuckass' that will only cause you many hours of anger and frustration.

He sent me a text saying:
I am gonna see you tonight right? that is the plan?
me:
yeah, call me later and we will be together fer sure.

...................................
and later that night there is well, no meeting, no sex, and NO call.
leaving me to just say:
FUCK THAT FLAKE!!

by hissyhussy April 18, 2006

flakey

A person who uses inaccurate excuses to mask thier non appearance to events, person who says one thing but does another....commonly known as a lie but does it so often thier personality is considered flakey.

Someone is flakey if for instance they are leaving town on a certain date to gain attention then keeps posting different dates on thier online profiles and telling you different information all the time. Someone who says they want to do one thing then randomly changes thier mind for no apparent reason.

by super-un-Uh-Mazing Babii February 17, 2010

Flake

Someone who pretends to be your friend but in actuality keeps you around as a last resort and makes plans with YOU but THEY end up not showing or even calling to say their not coming. Usually their always late and have an excuse for everything, most likely this person is a pathological liar as well.

First scenario:

Friend #1 "What time is dego getting here?!"
Friend #2 "Psh he ain't coming, dudes a flake!"

Second scenario:

Flakey individual: "Hey we never hang out, lets do something Sunday!"
Bitter friend: "Ok sure dego" (rolls eyes)

by Erizzle82 June 1, 2010

poo flakes

when you do a shit and flush, but there is still some little flakey poo particles left. usually happens when your poo isnt well held together.

"when i flushed there were poo flakes and they slowly wafted to the bottom of the bowl like a snow globe!"

by masterofpooflake September 2, 2009

bitch flakes

the preferred breakfast dish of a person who is naturally bitchy

woman: richard!! clean your damn room if i ever have blah blah ....etc.
son: what the hell mom did u eat an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning!?!?!

by Robbie Teodorovic May 4, 2008