Failsauce

Created by the last secretion (the seminal fluid) during masturbation in the shower which leads to what was supposed to be a gelatinous plug to safeguard the sperm becoming an extremely tacky crotch adhesive that ruins the next 4 hours of your life.

Person1: "So like she tried to put it in and it wouldn't reach."
Person2: " U R Failsauce."

by PolecatQC August 18, 2009

FAILSLAM

A failure so bad, it slams you in the face.

Person 1- "Pass me that soda please"
Person 2- *while passing the soda ends up spilling it*
Person 1- "Woooooow, FAILSLAM"

by Delia Jean December 25, 2009

flail

Usually associated with drunk people. To flail is to be out of control. Usually involves fucking shit up, hollering like Rick Flair,and being routy.

Man look at the fuckers flailing over there.

I swear Alex if you flail one more time I am stopping the car.

by Mac10 March 31, 2004

FailScape

FailScape is the name for the game "RuneScape" after they removed the wild was taken out because of RWT(real world trading).

Dude don't get on FailScape, JaGex fucking ruined it.

by MooCoww March 21, 2008

flail

To struggle in the attempt of a (usually physical) goal, without success. Depending on context, can have a derogatory or mocking connotation.

"She really flailed around on that rock climb."

by spelling obsessive March 19, 2004

Failsauce

An expansion on the term "/fail"

A higher degree of saying "you fail at life" or in that particular instance of whatever they did.

Commonly used in MMORG style games, chat program or Ventrillo.

"So last night I totally got with Shelly!"
"400lb Shelly?!"
*nods*
"Dude... Failsauce!"

by Daakal January 20, 2009

Failsafe

When you can’t maintain erection due to a condom

It was ABOUT to happen but everything went failsafe when she made me jimmy up

by Baldy Solo October 12, 2018