fixter

(noun) a hipster who rides a fixed gear; someone who thinks they're all that, dresses like a messenger, and rides a fixed gear.

That fixter almost kncked me over in the bike lane!

by isonka September 22, 2009

fifty shades

The code word for kinky fuckery rooted from the book fifty shades of grey.

He went all fifty shades on me last night.

by Sundaylace November 4, 2012

dick fixture

A roomate that is a complete idiot who never takes showers, wears the same clothes and annoys the hell out of you when you have girls stay the night.

Kevin is a dick fixture.

by yuri December 5, 2004

sixty pounds of shit in a fifty pound bag

Wearing clothes too small, being too heavy for your clothes

Man...look at that 300 pound woman is size 5 jeans. She looks like sixty pounds of shit in a fifty pound bag.

Dammit, I'm getting too fat for my clothes. i feel like sixty pounds of shit in a forty pound bag

by Zadok the beast February 27, 2009

fifty hand slap

to repeatedly slap someone with the palm and back of your hand.

He wasnt listening so I had to give him a fifty hand slap

by deejaygee February 21, 2007

Fifty shades of chicken

The act of shoving pieces of cooked chicken into your ladies vagina, and eating it after her orgasm.

"I did the fifty shades of chicken to my girlfriend last night"

by Cthulhu's pet Nyarlathotep March 2, 2015

fitty

compliment: aimed at young females (Strikly between the ages of 17 and 29)
with a desirable figure combination of breast and bum at least 8+/10 (Akbar sliding scale).

Summers here did yhou see the fitty in the skirt?

The party was crammed with fitties (pl)

by Admiral Akbar April 22, 2005