piss fizzer

A person has has the abilty to annoy people with minimal effort

"That twats blocked my driveway again the little f***in piss fizzer"

"My boss is being a right nob lately... its really starting to fizz my piss"

"Right I've had it... my piss is completely fizzed now"

by SpenDoG75 September 25, 2018

Carpet fitter

Someone who walks with their arms out to the side to make themselves appear harder, while in reality, showing off what a tiny dick they have.

A carpet fitter will walk with their arms out as if they are carrying two rolls of carpet

Look at that p**** walking like a carpet fitter. He thinks he's hard

by 123rodney123 November 12, 2018

Frederick Fitzgerald Fazbinton the III

Rapist and philosophyst of the 1700's.
He Is know for writing "Five days at Frederick's court" and also for creating the First condom out of sheep foreskin.

"Tyler have you ever Heard of Frederick Fitzgerald Fazbinton the III? He Is so cool! I want to be like him"
"I am the author of a series of vehicular manslaughters".Tyler was visibly excited.

by Palonseo April 11, 2022

The Great Fitzgerald

Hosting an elaborate event with the intent of inviting someone over with which to preform anal sex.

"Hey, do you know why Jay was hosting such an ostentatious awkward dinner party last Wednesday night?"
"I think he was trying to pull The Great Fitzgerald."

by ranciddl December 8, 2022

carpet fitter

A jerk, a complete jerk to be exact. A little more precisely someone who says they'll do something sometime late morning, but don't turn up till late afternoon next Tuesday.

We were supposed to meet Barbie earlier, he never turned up, the fecking carpet fitter.

by DarthInsinuate September 22, 2005

Fitzgerald

Fitzgerald’s usually got big ole dicks and will destroy anyone’s bitch that comes near him. Fitzgerald’s dicks average size is usually 14 inches long.

Look at his dick he’s for sure a Fitzgerald

by LebronJames12345 June 18, 2019

F. Scott Fitzgerald

The act of pleasuring someone's anus with your little (pinky) finger.

Those queers are big F. Scott Fitzgerald fans.

by lexiconartist January 23, 2005