3 fingers up

you are loyal to ONE man only

she has 3 fingers up she must be madly in love with her man

by SheLuvsHim August 30, 2022

Stinky pickup fingers

When you own a pickup truck and proceed to finger your girls vagina inside said pickup truck resulting in stinky pickup fingers.

So i heard Dave got chatting to some drunk slut from the party last night and gave her a ride in his pickup.

Yea, he text me this morning, said he got stinky pickup fingers!

by EazyDude March 8, 2011

SLU Poopy fingers (The Legend)

A talented collegiate scholar has decided to partake in the yearly event in South Tampa. Upon drinking all day the individual has become quite belligerent and rowdy...an example of which is when he refers to an african-american police officer through a racial term. After the epic parade, the overweight male decides to go clubbin with his boys.....while at the club he meets a very whorish drunk-as-fuck female. Almost immediately the male (later to be known as poopy fingers) wants to leave the club and get it in.....

The next morning, Poopy Fingers is overly happy upon his accomplishments from the prior night...these accomplishments include: going ass to mouth, anal intercourse and last but not least doing the one-finger reach around which resulted in having poop all over his hand the next morning.

Needlesstosay, this lad has a bright future!

Next Morning:

RAK: So man how was the night

Poopy: Bro it was a blast, I went ass to mouth!

RAK: WTF that's disgusting

Poopy: Whatever bro I loved it.....btw look at my finger, it has poop on it lol

RAK: You have some serious problems man....u are going to be known as SLU Poopy fingers (The Legend)

Poopy: I know bro....u trying to drink later?

by SLUStreetRunner July 7, 2011

Gamer's fingers

What happens to a person who plays video games.Where the fingers get bent from grabbing the controller,overly masturbating and or using a mouse and typing a lot.

Should a person with this condition hold his finger tips approximately 1 inch from each other you could easily insert a controller for a console.They can also easily hold a penis,mouse, or type.

Any gamer reading this right now is testing this.

bob has developed gamer's fingers from 10 years of masturbating and playing Xbox live.

by The only real ninja here January 8, 2010

holding up 3 fingers

Holding up 3 fingers is a way to secretly tell people that you love BBC and get a large amount of bitches every day.

I saw playboi carti holding up 3 fingers so i decided to hold up 3 fingers too

by bbc_enjoyer96 April 18, 2022

What did the five fingers say to the face?

S l a p !

There's a new joke going around: What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

by Joe January 28, 2007

fingers crossed

an action performed:

1) for luck.

2) to exclude oneself from the rules which would normally apply.

3) to imply that "we're like *that*", ie as close to each other as two crossed fingers

Can be represented by the emoticon (yn); apparently this pictorially resembles crossed fingers ...

1) fingers crossed for your driving test!

2) "It": Tagged you!
Taggee: No, you can't, cos my i've got my fingers crossed.

Ma: How could you lie to me, Johnny!?
Johnny: It wasn't really a lie, ma; I had my fingers crossed behind my back.

Cop: You're under arrest, Sonny Jim.
Boy: You can't arrest me, cos I had my fingers crossed when I burgled all those houses...

3) Mafioso: Me and the Don; we're like *that*
Other guy: (gulp)...

by Mathilda Underfoot February 7, 2010