lemme shizzle yur tizzle & fizzle your pizzle

let me suck your titties and fuck your pussy.

by Anonymous August 10, 2003

Fazzlen

To be intoxicated to the point that the words coming out of your mouth make absolutely no sense. Though grammatically correct no one has a clue what the hell it is you're talking about.

Well I'm fazzlen. Hey did you see me milk slap that bitch birdie style while the wizards were here looking for Gandolfs money? Get off my slip'n slide! We haven't even made it past the plant!

by Blu406 December 14, 2008

fuzzled up hair

n. a hairstyle in which the hair is cut around cheek length and kept slightly messy; tousled

Rei Ayanami has cute fuzzled up hair.

by Sean Schoenherr December 15, 2004

Fizzle Job

When the female puts pop rocks and coke in her mouth, then proceeds to give the male a blow job. Best if shaken, not stirred.

Damn woman gave me a fizzle job the other night, and one of the pop rocks went in my dickhole. Now I don't have no dick no mo'.

by Prairiedog February 26, 2009

jizz fizzler

premature ejaculator;
to hump a girl's leg, jizz in your pants, lick her face, and then proceed to leave the premises...SAM
a dude who pops the cork before the champagne is chilled
a male plagued with the embarrassing defect of shooting off his gun before the order to fire is given

Guy 1: Did you hear about Sam last night?
Guy 2: You mean the Teri thing?
Guy 1: Yeah, that guy's a jizz fizzler
Guy 2: I know. He blew his load in his pants before she even had her top off.

by Big Nasty Bastard and Jizz Fizzler June 17, 2006

Chi-Town Fizzle

When a Female (or Male, but that's just nasty) eats a packet or 2 of Pop Rocks, the candy that "sparkles" in your mouth, and then proceeds to blow a Male.

I only payed for a regular blow job 'cuz I thought the chick might have some disease or something but then she gave me a Chi-Town Fizzle! Man, that was a great surprise! Definitely worth the $40.

by The gang leader with the Bandanas on the wrists June 2, 2008

Fizzle-nation

A nation full of potheads, crack addicts, drunken retards, etc.

CANADA is a Fizzle-nation.

by Phillip(the chink master) September 4, 2003