Prune Fest

When you show up to an event expecting to meet available men/women, but everyone is much older than you anticipated. This is a unisex term that can be applied to a bunch of old men or women.
Dave: Hey Chuck, you hit Flannery's last night right? Was there any hot ass to speak of?

Chuck: Hell no! That place was a Prune Fest last night.

Dave: Sweet! I enjoy the cougar prune from time to time. Maybe I'll head up there tonight!

Chuck: No, I'm talking about 65+ year old women. Like retired and on Social Security prune!

Dave: Even better!

Chuck: I hope your dick falls off.
by -Kley- December 08, 2010
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fuck fest

A sexual marathon involving two or more people. Generally involves more than one partner.
Man! I was banged twenty women last night. It was a total "fuck fest"!
by Champ February 21, 2002
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sausage fest

A gathering of 3 or more people consisting of only males. A higher number of males equals a bigger sausage fest.

Background: A 'sausage' takes a similar shape of a penis. A 'fest' is a gathering of people, hence, a gathering of penis'.
'Woah there's 6 guys in that hottub and no girls!'
'Yup.. thats quite the sausage fest'
by caseyi May 29, 2008
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Dick Fest

A gathering of men and only men
by Seaman Sample March 30, 2003
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halo fest

To get several people together for hours of Halo. Often lasts days or weeks. Very similar to a smash til dawn. Good Halo Fests require atleast 8 people for good 4v4 games, and cover slayers, CTF, and KOTHs. It's always topped off with all rockets at Prisoner. Sometimes lasts only a few hours due to people passing the fuck out from excessive drinking during the games.
Me: Yo, what you doin' tonight?
Bostick: Watchin' Grey's Anatomy.
Me: Oh hell no. We're havin' a Halo Fest, dude.
Bostick: Sweet. On my way.
by Stach23 June 06, 2007
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test fest

Testosterone Festival, the male equivalent of a chick flick
"The A Team" is a test fest
by wordlover28 February 11, 2011
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Gash-fest

i) (noun) a party full of attractive women.
'Due you coming?'
'Will their be any birds?'
'Mate, its a fuckin gash-fest!'
by ItalianStallion30 March 18, 2010
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