Prune Fest

When you show up to an event expecting to meet available men/women, but everyone is much older than you anticipated. This is a unisex term that can be applied to a bunch of old men or women.

Dave: Hey Chuck, you hit Flannery's last night right? Was there any hot ass to speak of?

Chuck: Hell no! That place was a Prune Fest last night.

Dave: Sweet! I enjoy the cougar prune from time to time. Maybe I'll head up there tonight!

Chuck: No, I'm talking about 65+ year old women. Like retired and on Social Security prune!

Dave: Even better!

Chuck: I hope your dick falls off.

by -Kley- December 9, 2010

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fuck fest

A sexual marathon involving two or more people. Generally involves more than one partner.

Man! I was banged twenty women last night. It was a total "fuck fest"!

by Champ February 21, 2002

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sausage fest

A gathering of 3 or more people consisting of only males. A higher number of males equals a bigger sausage fest.

Background: A 'sausage' takes a similar shape of a penis. A 'fest' is a gathering of people, hence, a gathering of penis'.

'Woah there's 6 guys in that hottub and no girls!'
'Yup.. thats quite the sausage fest'

by caseyi May 29, 2008

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Dick Fest

A gathering of men and only men

That gay bar is a Dick Fest

by Seaman Sample March 29, 2003

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halo fest

To get several people together for hours of Halo. Often lasts days or weeks. Very similar to a smash til dawn. Good Halo Fests require atleast 8 people for good 4v4 games, and cover slayers, CTF, and KOTHs. It's always topped off with all rockets at Prisoner. Sometimes lasts only a few hours due to people passing the fuck out from excessive drinking during the games.

Me: Yo, what you doin' tonight?
Bostick: Watchin' Grey's Anatomy.
Me: Oh hell no. We're havin' a Halo Fest, dude.
Bostick: Sweet. On my way.

by Stach23 June 28, 2007

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