When you show up to an event expecting to meet available men/women, but everyone is much older than you anticipated. This is a unisex term that can be applied to a bunch of old men or women.
Dave: Hey Chuck, you hit Flannery's last night right? Was there any hot ass to speak of?
Chuck: Hell no! That place was a Prune Fest last night.
Dave: Sweet! I enjoy the cougar prune from time to time. Maybe I'll head up there tonight!
Chuck: No, I'm talking about 65+ year old women. Like retired and on Social Security prune!
Dave: Even better!
Chuck: I hope your dick falls off.
Chuck: Hell no! That place was a Prune Fest last night.
Dave: Sweet! I enjoy the cougar prune from time to time. Maybe I'll head up there tonight!
Chuck: No, I'm talking about 65+ year old women. Like retired and on Social Security prune!
Dave: Even better!
Chuck: I hope your dick falls off.
by -Kley- December 08, 2010
by Champ February 21, 2002
A gathering of 3 or more people consisting of only males. A higher number of males equals a bigger sausage fest.
Background: A 'sausage' takes a similar shape of a penis. A 'fest' is a gathering of people, hence, a gathering of penis'.
Background: A 'sausage' takes a similar shape of a penis. A 'fest' is a gathering of people, hence, a gathering of penis'.
by caseyi May 29, 2008
by Seaman Sample March 30, 2003
To get several people together for hours of Halo. Often lasts days or weeks. Very similar to a smash til dawn. Good Halo Fests require atleast 8 people for good 4v4 games, and cover slayers, CTF, and KOTHs. It's always topped off with all rockets at Prisoner. Sometimes lasts only a few hours due to people passing the fuck out from excessive drinking during the games.
Me: Yo, what you doin' tonight?
Bostick: Watchin' Grey's Anatomy.
Me: Oh hell no. We're havin' a Halo Fest, dude.
Bostick: Sweet. On my way.
Bostick: Watchin' Grey's Anatomy.
Me: Oh hell no. We're havin' a Halo Fest, dude.
Bostick: Sweet. On my way.
by Stach23 June 06, 2007
"The A Team" is a test fest
by wordlover28 February 11, 2011
by ItalianStallion30 March 18, 2010