crusty ferret

Much the same as the crusty weasel, except a ferret is used instead. Most often, the substitution is for the sake of money and availability, as your local pet store will sell prime ferrets to you with no questions asked.

Girl 1: What's wrong with you?
Girl 2: That crusty ferret from last night just stopped kicking.

by that one guy that isn't you September 28, 2010

Frost Ferret

The male version of a snow bunny.

A white man who only dates African American men

"Damn man, Hnery is such a Frost Ferret, all of his girlfriends have been black."

by Owokikinaj May 2, 2021

Snow ferret

A white boy that exclusively dates black girls. They are commonly red headed and nerdy.

Ryan’s a total snow ferret, his last girl friend was black as hell

by Thundafrumunda June 1, 2022

do a ferret

To overestimate both the constitution of your own stomach and your tolerance to waltzer's, vomiting during the ride

Dude, that waltzer just kept getting faster and faster, it made me 'do a ferret'!

by GetInTheSea June 28, 2019

ferret sex

Making out in a movie theater.

Yeah, me and my girlfriend had ferret sex last night.

I love when we have ferret sex :)

She makes me feel special when we have ferret sex.

by Torment October 23, 2005

chutney ferret

an unscrupulous fellow(usually identified as having a curious limp) who is rather partial to batting for the other side.. it is not in the spirit of the game!

Ian Mckenzie is a chutney ferret

by THE ALMIGHTY HEAD May 28, 2003

wet ferret

When a hairy cock is wettened by either female bodily fluids or lubricants.

Have you pet a wet ferret today?

by caitielicious June 10, 2008