Cock Ferret

Someone being a complete an utter cunt-a-saurus.

God, that bitch is a raging cock ferret!

by Jayme Chaos February 21, 2011

Reverse Ferret

To suddenly go back on a decision. As used by Private Eye to describe when a government or media outlet suddenly changes its mind about something.

"In a reverse ferret, the Conservatives have announced they will take in Ukrainian refugees after all."

by rebotherer March 24, 2022

Kettle Ferret

Derived from the Great SyFy show, Warehouse 13, It is used to say something is Impossible. On the show the kettle is said to grant wishes, but if a wish is impossible it produces a ferret.

It is from the first episode of season 1, Pilot.

Guy One: I've got a date with a Model
Guy Two: Dude, that's less likely than a Kettle Ferret

This is a Kettle Ferret!

by KmJ13 February 21, 2011

chutney ferreting

See Rimjob for more Information

Basicaly puting your legs behind your head and having some one lick your ass.

"nothing wrong with a bit of chutney ferreting boys" - Joe carter

by theunsungheros May 6, 2006

ferret legging

A game where a person dons a pair of sweatpants with a drawstring at the waist, and ties at the bottom of each pantleg. They then put a ferret in their pants and close the drawstring, and the person who can withstand the ferocity the longest, wins.

hey tom, let's go ferret legging tonight with the cunts at the pub tonight.

by banquo January 20, 2004

naked ferret

to scamper around nakedly before or after having sex

i'd like to naked ferret him.

by eunice brow January 21, 2008

Ferret Weasel

The Ferret and Weasel are closely related and can interbreed.

The Ferret Weasel is called a "Feasel", and its fur is so fine, you will want to Werret.

by Marten Fisher November 26, 2006